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First thought was "What's that small print under the picture?" So obviously it is a fool proof test :biggthump Second thought was "Dear God woman! EAT SOMETHING!" Damn she is not an Italian girl. And please do tease me. I like a good tease. I'm sensative, but I ain't THAT sensative :elephant:

Dude, this thread is so gay it attracted me.

Never had a jizz accident, but did pull out of an ass once after cumming and a turd shot out after my dick. At first I thought I was seeing things, but nope, a mini log shot out like a chocolate donut hole out of a gagging drunks mouth.

"Got anymore?" :bj: LOL

And now I watched the vid... that is so fuckin cute!! I ain't got kids... and I'm a big ole ho..... but shit like that makes me smile. Bonus points for RJ!!

How dd I ever miss this thread? Danm those time zone differences! Don't worry RJ baby, you always got my back :doggy: JV doesn't hold a candle to you.

that is a hard one to believe. As a nurse, she should be familiar with all sorts of fluids. as a woman, she should definately be familiar with man goo splashed across a guy's stomach.

Sounds like an average night out. If his fniger was warm then it would be a good night out :biggthump

LMQAO. Ok I admit we didn't stop ourselves from slappin and jiggling them around, but it was from a purely scientific perspective.

wrong tree? try the wrong forest. everyone she asked to molest her was gay. We tried pointing out straight guys that would gladly handle her jugs for hours and give a full assessment. Nope, kept coming to us.. I think she was a little "special":insane:

Could be. No one is 100% symetrical. There was a girl in my dorm with big tits, but her right one was bigger than her left one. She kept showing us and telling us to feel the difference.

LOL dude, what did you do with the love goo? did you just tell the nurse you spilled your drink on your crotch?

If you mean that I want him to rocketeer up my chang-chang.... HELLS YEAH! Let's see, muscled, toned and probably hung to the end of that towel he's wearing....hhmmmm would I say no to that...hmmmmmm. If you mean the other position where I would be packing his fudge back up into his throat...

That's the dude from White Chicks! He's funny. And looks good. (BIG HOMO)

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