Overhead press
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I am curious to know if steroids can make a male MMA fighter be able to kill a silverback gorilla? This is a serious questions do not ban me for it.
A steroid taking elite heavyweight UFC fighter vs a male silverback goril, who wins?
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Dirkmcgirk
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if the roided up ufc bro doesn't have a firearm in his hand he is done for and it won't even be close. The tussle would probably last about 5 seconds before the gorilla started tearing off limbs
tury694
Pale Gorilla
The UFC fighters are already on roids buddy. The gorilla would win in about 2 seconds, and by win I mean kill the fighter and eat parts of his body. It would also escape the cage and kill many people in the crowd. Look at my avi and try to imagine a man fighting that thing that weighs 600lbs, has bones thick enough to take a bat to the head, and is 30x stronger than a human. The stupidity of your question alone deserves a ban.
Overhead press
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Remrber the gorilla has no skill fighting or grapple. That can make up for strength difference, no?
tury694
Pale Gorilla
No
edit: this is just dumb, this is like the whole Rousey vs a male MMA fighter talk, but this just ups the stupidity to another level.
Overhead press
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Not same thing. All Bolt does is run fast but a cheetah is faster it wins. Cain is weaker than gorilla but it is not abou strength Cain has morr skill and it gives him a good chancr
tury694
Pale Gorilla
I am assuming this is a teenager, or mentally challenged. I seriously think those are the only two real explanations for this.
Overhead press
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None of the above. You disagree so that is fine. Just respect a different opinion. Do you got scjence to back up your claims that an mma rlite would lose
Mrrippedzilla
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I'm repping the OP for creating the most amusing thread topic I've ever seen on here.
An average gorilla is between 5'5-6ft tall and weights between 300-400lbs.
An average gorilla is also estimated to be between 10-20 times stronger than humans.
An average gorilla is also estimated to be able to deadlift 1800lbs with training....the world record on deadlift is 1018lbs...so steroids will not get close to making up the difference.
I don't care how "skilled" a fighter you are, your are not going to take down a gorilla with a double leg, or knock him out with a head kick, or make him tap with an arm bar.
An average gorilla is between 5'5-6ft tall and weights between 300-400lbs.
An average gorilla is also estimated to be between 10-20 times stronger than humans.
An average gorilla is also estimated to be able to deadlift 1800lbs with training....the world record on deadlift is 1018lbs...so steroids will not get close to making up the difference.
I don't care how "skilled" a fighter you are, your are not going to take down a gorilla with a double leg, or knock him out with a head kick, or make him tap with an arm bar.
tury694
Pale Gorilla
Silverback's are usually a bit heavier than regular males too. They are usually around 450lbs and the record in the wild is like 520lbs I believe. Not that those 50lbs would make a difference in this scenario.
Mrrippedzilla
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Lol the image of an mma fighter attempting a flying arm bar on a silverback gorilla is just too much for me...
or a guillotine choke...
or a double leg with some good old fashioned ground and pound...
or a guillotine choke...
or a double leg with some good old fashioned ground and pound...
Hypnotix
Well-known member
Even in MMA there are moments where each person throws jabs and hooks or kicks prior to grappling or going to the ground. Just a single jab with full guard up from a gorilla would be enough to daze or possibly knock you out cold.
After that, you'll be lucky to not wake up.. as your arm will likely be in his stomach.
After that, you'll be lucky to not wake up.. as your arm will likely be in his stomach.
Overhead press
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Fedor in his prime on steroids will win most likely. It is an animal not a skilled fighter. You guys know it can happen that gorilla gets grounded by head kick then ground and pound or triangle choke would be best
blackjack
card counting specialist
Even if some skilled fighter were able to pull off a head kick,it wouldn't hurt a gorilla. It would make it mad. The gorilla would have no reasoning or fear. All it would know is to eliminate what is threatening him. A human kick wouldn't even be felt. Ever see what kind of a frenzy they get into when excited? The adrenaline, the endorphins...an animal like that simply would not stop.
Mrrippedzilla
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LMAO
Go watch some youtube videos of gorillas fighting.
It will help you understand why a head kick isn't going to do shit (apart from losing your foot) and how any sort of ground fighting is suicide vs a gorilla.
Go watch some youtube videos of gorillas fighting.
It will help you understand why a head kick isn't going to do shit (apart from losing your foot) and how any sort of ground fighting is suicide vs a gorilla.
tury694
Pale Gorilla
You might be right this is one of the funniest threads I've seen here. This guy is very unaware of what a gorilla can do or he is just messing with us.
