EatClenTrenHarder
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I'm posting this thread based on what I have seen and experienced when it comes to AAS. This thread will be particularly useful to first time users.
If you are planning to do a cycle for the first time, or whatever time, there are dozens of things you have to know and do right. A very important thing is to not tell ANYONE you are cycling. Not your closest friends, not your doctor, not even a girlfriend you've had for a little while. Nothing good will come out of it, trust me. The only person that knows I cycle is my dealer, I had some bad luck though. I had a girl over one time and she went through my dresser looking for a shirt to wear to bed. She found a bottle of Tren and some needles and flipped the fuck out. She told her friends and I was basically labeled a cheat and a criminal. Typically, a person will start and maybe mention it to a close buddy.. then you hear that buddy talking about it to someone else and it catches like wildfire. I repeat.. you can't trust ANYBODY. Besides the fact that you will be labeled a cheater, it's really a turn off for some chicks to know that, and then there's the possibility of getting busted. It is a slippery slope my friends if you open your mouth. I've had friends that have only told one person and not too much later everybody knew. That is the first step in hiding your usage.. DON'T OPEN YOUR MOUTH.
Step #2.
You cannot just blow up 25 lbs in 6 weeks and not expect people to get extremely suspicious. There are ways around this I assure you. First you have to buy a lot of legitimate looking supplements. I'm talking the "latest" creatine, protein, pre workouts, test boosters, Animal packs, whatever it may be. If you get questioned, just talk about how great all the stuff is that you've bought. It's a little pricey but trust me you can't put a price on hiding the fact you're doing AAS. Nail the diet down. Post pics on your FB of some lean chicken, veggies, steak.. you have to market yourself as all natural! If you just fly under the radar and spring up 25 or 30 lbs, you'll be accused immediately. Market yourself as using tons of the latest supplements from GNC, nailing down your diet with tons of healthy foods, check in at Subway on Facebook, post pics of egg whites.. go all out! I've lifted with a guy that competes nationally in bodybuilding. This guy is 205 lbs and chiseled to the bone. He's on 4 to 6 different compounds at all times year round. Yet he NEVER gets accused of using steroids! It's amazing. You know what he does? Posts pictures of his healthy meals every day, shows up at the gym with the latest supplements in his duffle bag, posts pictures of his creatine and protein he just got in from Massnutrition, he checks in at the gym every day on facebook.. if I wasn't his friend, I'd probably think he's all natural too!
Step #3
Your parents.
I lived with my parents until I was 21. I was in school and working a job and thought it would be pointless to waste money on an apartment. I started cycling around that time and absolutely blew up. I'm talking after 8 weeks, people literally didn't recognize me. Well, as you can guess, my parents became extremely worried and suspicious. They asked for the keys to my safe. I handed them over and they opened it up and guess what they found. A couple test boosters, a pre workout and milk thistle. I was well ahead of them. I had hidden my good stuff elsewhere of course. I then went on and on about how great the test boosters were and how they were worth every penny. I even showed them the receipts for how expensive they were. They have literally believed me to be all natural since then. You guys have to think ahead like that. I'm just trying to help you all out and give you some of my experiences.
You HAVE to have a gameplan to counter the accusations guys. You don't have to tell a single soul that you are on AAS. What you do with your body is your choice and it's nobody's business. There are tons of other things to know about cycling and this is just one of them.
If you are planning to do a cycle for the first time, or whatever time, there are dozens of things you have to know and do right. A very important thing is to not tell ANYONE you are cycling. Not your closest friends, not your doctor, not even a girlfriend you've had for a little while. Nothing good will come out of it, trust me. The only person that knows I cycle is my dealer, I had some bad luck though. I had a girl over one time and she went through my dresser looking for a shirt to wear to bed. She found a bottle of Tren and some needles and flipped the fuck out. She told her friends and I was basically labeled a cheat and a criminal. Typically, a person will start and maybe mention it to a close buddy.. then you hear that buddy talking about it to someone else and it catches like wildfire. I repeat.. you can't trust ANYBODY. Besides the fact that you will be labeled a cheater, it's really a turn off for some chicks to know that, and then there's the possibility of getting busted. It is a slippery slope my friends if you open your mouth. I've had friends that have only told one person and not too much later everybody knew. That is the first step in hiding your usage.. DON'T OPEN YOUR MOUTH.
Step #2.
You cannot just blow up 25 lbs in 6 weeks and not expect people to get extremely suspicious. There are ways around this I assure you. First you have to buy a lot of legitimate looking supplements. I'm talking the "latest" creatine, protein, pre workouts, test boosters, Animal packs, whatever it may be. If you get questioned, just talk about how great all the stuff is that you've bought. It's a little pricey but trust me you can't put a price on hiding the fact you're doing AAS. Nail the diet down. Post pics on your FB of some lean chicken, veggies, steak.. you have to market yourself as all natural! If you just fly under the radar and spring up 25 or 30 lbs, you'll be accused immediately. Market yourself as using tons of the latest supplements from GNC, nailing down your diet with tons of healthy foods, check in at Subway on Facebook, post pics of egg whites.. go all out! I've lifted with a guy that competes nationally in bodybuilding. This guy is 205 lbs and chiseled to the bone. He's on 4 to 6 different compounds at all times year round. Yet he NEVER gets accused of using steroids! It's amazing. You know what he does? Posts pictures of his healthy meals every day, shows up at the gym with the latest supplements in his duffle bag, posts pictures of his creatine and protein he just got in from Massnutrition, he checks in at the gym every day on facebook.. if I wasn't his friend, I'd probably think he's all natural too!
Step #3
Your parents.
I lived with my parents until I was 21. I was in school and working a job and thought it would be pointless to waste money on an apartment. I started cycling around that time and absolutely blew up. I'm talking after 8 weeks, people literally didn't recognize me. Well, as you can guess, my parents became extremely worried and suspicious. They asked for the keys to my safe. I handed them over and they opened it up and guess what they found. A couple test boosters, a pre workout and milk thistle. I was well ahead of them. I had hidden my good stuff elsewhere of course. I then went on and on about how great the test boosters were and how they were worth every penny. I even showed them the receipts for how expensive they were. They have literally believed me to be all natural since then. You guys have to think ahead like that. I'm just trying to help you all out and give you some of my experiences.
You HAVE to have a gameplan to counter the accusations guys. You don't have to tell a single soul that you are on AAS. What you do with your body is your choice and it's nobody's business. There are tons of other things to know about cycling and this is just one of them.