Hiding your Usage as best you can

EatClenTrenHarder

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I'm posting this thread based on what I have seen and experienced when it comes to AAS. This thread will be particularly useful to first time users.
If you are planning to do a cycle for the first time, or whatever time, there are dozens of things you have to know and do right. A very important thing is to not tell ANYONE you are cycling. Not your closest friends, not your doctor, not even a girlfriend you've had for a little while. Nothing good will come out of it, trust me. The only person that knows I cycle is my dealer, I had some bad luck though. I had a girl over one time and she went through my dresser looking for a shirt to wear to bed. She found a bottle of Tren and some needles and flipped the fuck out. She told her friends and I was basically labeled a cheat and a criminal. Typically, a person will start and maybe mention it to a close buddy.. then you hear that buddy talking about it to someone else and it catches like wildfire. I repeat.. you can't trust ANYBODY. Besides the fact that you will be labeled a cheater, it's really a turn off for some chicks to know that, and then there's the possibility of getting busted. It is a slippery slope my friends if you open your mouth. I've had friends that have only told one person and not too much later everybody knew. That is the first step in hiding your usage.. DON'T OPEN YOUR MOUTH.
Step #2.
You cannot just blow up 25 lbs in 6 weeks and not expect people to get extremely suspicious. There are ways around this I assure you. First you have to buy a lot of legitimate looking supplements. I'm talking the "latest" creatine, protein, pre workouts, test boosters, Animal packs, whatever it may be. If you get questioned, just talk about how great all the stuff is that you've bought. It's a little pricey but trust me you can't put a price on hiding the fact you're doing AAS. Nail the diet down. Post pics on your FB of some lean chicken, veggies, steak.. you have to market yourself as all natural! If you just fly under the radar and spring up 25 or 30 lbs, you'll be accused immediately. Market yourself as using tons of the latest supplements from GNC, nailing down your diet with tons of healthy foods, check in at Subway on Facebook, post pics of egg whites.. go all out! I've lifted with a guy that competes nationally in bodybuilding. This guy is 205 lbs and chiseled to the bone. He's on 4 to 6 different compounds at all times year round. Yet he NEVER gets accused of using steroids! It's amazing. You know what he does? Posts pictures of his healthy meals every day, shows up at the gym with the latest supplements in his duffle bag, posts pictures of his creatine and protein he just got in from Massnutrition, he checks in at the gym every day on facebook.. if I wasn't his friend, I'd probably think he's all natural too!
Step #3
Your parents.
I lived with my parents until I was 21. I was in school and working a job and thought it would be pointless to waste money on an apartment. I started cycling around that time and absolutely blew up. I'm talking after 8 weeks, people literally didn't recognize me. Well, as you can guess, my parents became extremely worried and suspicious. They asked for the keys to my safe. I handed them over and they opened it up and guess what they found. A couple test boosters, a pre workout and milk thistle. I was well ahead of them. I had hidden my good stuff elsewhere of course. I then went on and on about how great the test boosters were and how they were worth every penny. I even showed them the receipts for how expensive they were. They have literally believed me to be all natural since then. You guys have to think ahead like that. I'm just trying to help you all out and give you some of my experiences.

You HAVE to have a gameplan to counter the accusations guys. You don't have to tell a single soul that you are on AAS. What you do with your body is your choice and it's nobody's business. There are tons of other things to know about cycling and this is just one of them.
 
i agree 100% the other way to try an hide it is keep a bit of body fat on you at all times if your trying to keep it on the down low. im not saying get fat. just keep a bit of body mass on you to cover up whats really going on underneath.
 
The only person that knows I "use" is my wife. She has to know. Funny thing is, people have rarely accused me of using, but they hound my wife. Last big family gathering, they surrounded her and started talking about how big i was getting. They all started asking her if I was taking steroids. She stepped up and said, he trains 5 days a week and works damn hard on his diet. I was proud of her. However, my uncle-in-law was like, "I train 5 days a week, and i don't look like that!" F him anyways. I've seen him workout. Staring at some chick on the thigh master isn't going to build anything, well, except a hard-on.
 
I can fly under the radar to a certain extent because of the higher bodyfat percentage that I carry.

But at the end of the day, if your goal is to use steroids, to look natty, you are doing something wrong.
 
I'm posting this thread based on what I have seen and experienced when it comes to AAS. This thread will be particularly useful to first time users.
If you are planning to do a cycle for the first time, or whatever time, there are dozens of things you have to know and do right. A very important thing is to not tell ANYONE you are cycling. Not your closest friends, not your doctor, not even a girlfriend you've had for a little while. Nothing good will come out of it, trust me. The only person that knows I cycle is my dealer, I had some bad luck though. I had a girl over one time and she went through my dresser looking for a shirt to wear to bed. She found a bottle of Tren and some needles and flipped the fuck out. She told her friends and I was basically labeled a cheat and a criminal. Typically, a person will start and maybe mention it to a close buddy.. then you hear that buddy talking about it to someone else and it catches like wildfire. I repeat.. you can't trust ANYBODY. Besides the fact that you will be labeled a cheater, it's really a turn off for some chicks to know that, and then there's the possibility of getting busted. It is a slippery slope my friends if you open your mouth. I've had friends that have only told one person and not too much later everybody knew. That is the first step in hiding your usage.. DON'T OPEN YOUR MOUTH.
Step #2.
You cannot just blow up 25 lbs in 6 weeks and not expect people to get extremely suspicious. There are ways around this I assure you. First you have to buy a lot of legitimate looking supplements. I'm talking the "latest" creatine, protein, pre workouts, test boosters, Animal packs, whatever it may be. If you get questioned, just talk about how great all the stuff is that you've bought. It's a little pricey but trust me you can't put a price on hiding the fact you're doing AAS. Nail the diet down. Post pics on your FB of some lean chicken, veggies, steak.. you have to market yourself as all natural! If you just fly under the radar and spring up 25 or 30 lbs, you'll be accused immediately. Market yourself as using tons of the latest supplements from GNC, nailing down your diet with tons of healthy foods, check in at Subway on Facebook, post pics of egg whites.. go all out! I've lifted with a guy that competes nationally in bodybuilding. This guy is 205 lbs and chiseled to the bone. He's on 4 to 6 different compounds at all times year round. Yet he NEVER gets accused of using steroids! It's amazing. You know what he does? Posts pictures of his healthy meals every day, shows up at the gym with the latest supplements in his duffle bag, posts pictures of his creatine and protein he just got in from Massnutrition, he checks in at the gym every day on facebook.. if I wasn't his friend, I'd probably think he's all natural too!
Step #3
Your parents.
I lived with my parents until I was 21. I was in school and working a job and thought it would be pointless to waste money on an apartment. I started cycling around that time and absolutely blew up. I'm talking after 8 weeks, people literally didn't recognize me. Well, as you can guess, my parents became extremely worried and suspicious. They asked for the keys to my safe. I handed them over and they opened it up and guess what they found. A couple test boosters, a pre workout and milk thistle. I was well ahead of them. I had hidden my good stuff elsewhere of course. I then went on and on about how great the test boosters were and how they were worth every penny. I even showed them the receipts for how expensive they were. They have literally believed me to be all natural since then. You guys have to think ahead like that. I'm just trying to help you all out and give you some of my experiences.

You HAVE to have a gameplan to counter the accusations guys. You don't have to tell a single soul that you are on AAS. What you do with your body is your choice and it's nobody's business. There are tons of other things to know about cycling and this is just one of them.

Excellent and very true post!
 
+100000000000000000000000000

I will never tell any of my friends or family. Maybe only the wife, but I will still wait to see if she can be trusted 100% first. Too many people get excited about what they are doing and want to chit chat with people about it. Loose lips sink ships. If you want to chit chat do it Anon on the ology board bros.
 
I agree with you, but fortunately I haven't needed to hide it. Parents assume though I haven't told them, girlfriend does most my pinning haha, and most friends use already. Now do I go around parading the fact I use; of course not. But I got to say being in the powerlifting/fitness modeling/ body building it does bother me when guys claim lifetime natty or natty and then compete in "natty" comps, beat the test and clean everyone out. Not too hard to beat a test, but oh well. Again I'm not saying to tell everyone but don't claim to be lifetime natty when your not; you're a great strength athlete or model... Just leave it at that. I think because people don't realize how many have or are using they think its this "taboo" or "cheating" (when you just do it for self improvement not comp.) "magic pill bs" and because they have this idea they think that if you shoot up once you'll morph into super man over night, I won't have to diet or train and I'll be shredded and huge! You know why I use? To increase my recovery time so I can train more frequently. That's why I enjoyed that documentary about steroids. Bigger faster stronger or something like that, anyway there is a scene were the guy interviews all these random professions(orchestra, account type, porn star, etc) I forget exactly but they all use drugs to enhance their performance. But I can't use AAS to be better at my job? Please what's the difference?

I get what your saying and agree it should be kept very low key but I also have a respect for the guys who are open about their use and try to help by sharing knowledge; hopefully maybe they'll educate the non users as well. Well that was my rant, no intentions to thread jack.
Great ideas on how to keep it on the DL, good read.
 
I told my wife which isnt an issue, but I told a guy at work that used to use. I regret telling him because he told someone already. Bastard ha ha
 
I made the mistake of telling a friend. Never again. My girl knows and full supports me. All she wants is for me to be healthy about it, and to not become impotent. Otherwise I would have started cruising instead of pct by now.
 
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