Any good "hole blowing out" stories, lately...?

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CHIP WADOWSKI

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HAVEN'T HEARD ANY REAL GOOD STORIES OF MASS VAGINAL DESTRUCTION AND ANAL CARNAGE, LATELY? AND, UNFORTUNATELY, BECAUSE I'VE BEEN IN A SLUMP, LATELY, I HAVE NOTHING TO CONTRIBUTE TO THIS FUCKING THREAD! :bash:

SO, I WOULDN'T MIND LIVING VICARIOUSLY THROUGH YOU GUYS TILL I GET MY "MOJO" BACK! :bowdown:
 
Three weekends ago I had what I believe was my first six pack as a married man.

I hit it twice on Friday...I didn't nut the first time and told her I wasn't going to so I could hit it again later, which I did.

Hit it Saturday morning

Hit it Saturday night

Hit it Sunday morning

Hit it Sunday night

My first weekend six pack.

Last weekend while she was on top riding me I tossed her aside and told her to go in the bathroom and lean over the vanity on her elbows.....so she could watch me fuck her doggy style in the mirror.....which she did.

That weekend was a fiver as I only threw it down once on Friday night.

Thank god it is Friday!
 
TR90125 said:
Three weekends ago I had what I believe was my first six pack as a married man.

I hit it twice on Friday...I didn't nut the first time and told her I wasn't going to so I could hit it again later, which I did.

Hit it Saturday morning

Hit it Saturday night

Hit it Sunday morning

Hit it Sunday night

My first weekend six pack.

Last weekend while she was on top riding me I tossed her aside and told her to go in the bathroom and lean over the vanity on her elbows.....so she could watch me fuck her doggy style in the mirror.....which she did.

That weekend was a fiver as I only threw it down once on Friday night.

Thank god it is Friday!
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That's fuckin awesome TR90125!!!! That ALMOST puts you at Maximus Cyborg status!!!!
Only Chip can elevate us to Maximus Cyborg status!
Chip, You gonna grant CYBORG status to TR90125???? :jump:

CONGRATS TR90125!!!!! That's a GREAT sequence of events!!!!!
 
So, last night I get home from another fun filled trip to the Gulf of Mexico. I arrived home at 11pm. Somewhere along the way I had texed "head" girl to let her know I was going to be home. She is down. She showed up at around 1 am.

She proceeds to tell me that she met this dude and yada yada yada. Ok, I can deal with this but either we going to fuck or she is going to leave. I just whipped out the old meat hammer and asked her if she was going to get on it or what. The way she went after that meat you'd think it could cure cancer. Blew a massive load in her mouth.

We spend the next 20 minutes making small talk, until I get bored from the gum beating. I just put it back in her mouth. If I wanted someone to talk to I'd buy a flipping parrot. I end up dislodging her vag from its mount. I sent her home around 6 or so.

Such is life for oilfield trash like me! Now what to do with the rest of the weekend?
 
adrian2401 said:
That's fuckin awesome TR90125!!!! That ALMOST puts you at Maximus Cyborg status!!!!
Only Chip can elevate us to Maximus Cyborg status!
Chip, You gonna grant CYBORG status to TR90125???? :jump:

CONGRATS TR90125!!!!! That's a GREAT sequence of events!!!!!
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I HEREBY VOTE TR IN FOR MAXIMUS CYBORG STATUS.

BUT WE STILL HAVE A PROBLEM.... THERE ARE MANY OTHER MAXIMUS WARRIORS OUT THERE THAT ARE WINNING THE BATTLE AGAINST THE EVIL VAGINA'S THAT ARE IN SEARCH OF CONSTANT CONTROL OVER OUR CYBORG COCKS! WE NEED YOUR STORIES. WE NEED TO HEAR FROM YOU. WE NEED TO KNOW HOW YOUR Human Chorionic Gonadotropin (HCG) HAS REFILLED YOUR SACKS WITH LOAD BLOWING FLUID AND HOW YOU'VE GOTTEN SO LEAN THAT NOW YOU CAN FINALLY SEE YOUR NEW AND IMPROVED CYBORG COCK WHEN YOU LOOK DOWN!! :wiggle:
WE NEED TO HERE HOW ESTROGEN CONTROL HAS CHANGED YOUR LIVES AND, NOT TO MENTION, YOUR BODY COMPOSITION! WE NEED TO HEAR HOW YOUR TESTOSTERONE THERAPY HAS TURNED YOUR CYBORG COCK INTO A PIECE OF WROUGHT IRON AND HOW THE SEX WITH YOUR PARTNER, THAT USED TO BE A CHORE, IS NOW A FUCKING MISSION!!! :naughty:

CALLING ALL MAXIMUS WARRIORS.... THIS IS YOUR TIME, YOUR STAGE, YOUR LIFE.... NOW TAKE IT! TAKE IT!!
 
Hawgslayer said:
So, last night I get home from another fun filled trip to the Gulf of Mexico. I arrived home at 11pm. Somewhere along the way I had texed "head" girl to let her know I was going to be home. She is down. She showed up at around 1 am.

She proceeds to tell me that she met this dude and yada yada yada. Ok, I can deal with this but either we going to fuck or she is going to leave. I just whipped out the old meat hammer and asked her if she was going to get on it or what. The way she went after that meat you'd think it could cure cancer. Blew a massive load in her mouth.

We spend the next 20 minutes making small talk, until I get bored from the gum beating. I just put it back in her mouth. If I wanted someone to talk to I'd buy a flipping parrot. I end up dislodging her vag from its mount. I sent her home around 6 or so.

Such is life for oilfield trash like me! Now what to do with the rest of the weekend?
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HAWGSLAYER RULES!! MY HERO!!:chainsaw::beertoast :wackit:
 
CHIP WADOWSKI said:
I HEREBY VOTE TR IN FOR MAXIMUS CYBORG STATUS.

BUT WE STILL HAVE A PROBLEM.... THERE ARE MANY OTHER MAXIMUS WARRIORS OUT THERE THAT ARE WINNING THE BATTLE AGAINST THE EVIL VAGINA'S THAT ARE IN SEARCH OF CONSTANT CONTROL OVER OUR CYBORG COCKS! WE NEED YOUR STORIES. WE NEED TO HEAR FROM YOU. WE NEED TO KNOW HOW YOUR Human Chorionic Gonadotropin (HCG) HAS REFILLED YOUR SACKS WITH LOAD BLOWING FLUID AND HOW YOU'VE GOTTEN SO LEAN THAT NOW YOU CAN FINALLY SEE YOUR NEW AND IMPROVED CYBORG COCK WHEN YOU LOOK DOWN!! :wiggle:
WE NEED TO HERE HOW ESTROGEN CONTROL HAS CHANGED YOUR LIVES AND, NOT TO MENTION, YOUR BODY COMPOSITION! WE NEED TO HEAR HOW YOUR TESTOSTERONE THERAPY HAS TURNED YOUR CYBORG COCK INTO A PIECE OF WROUGHT IRON AND HOW THE SEX WITH YOUR PARTNER, THAT USED TO BE A CHORE, IS NOW A FUCKING MISSION!!! :naughty:

CALLING ALL MAXIMUS WARRIORS.... THIS IS YOUR TIME, YOUR STAGE, YOUR LIFE.... NOW TAKE IT! TAKE IT!!
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:Party:

I don't even have a speech prepared. I definitely need to thank Chip for not only getting me dialed in, but for hooking me up with 3J. Also, I want to thank every Maximus bro on this forum for all the support and motivation.
 
Ok, fellas.... It's not often that my Cyborg Maximus self falls into a slump, but when I do, AS I AM NOW, I EXPECT YOU FUCKERS TO PICK UP MY SLACK and give me some good shit to laugh about! C'mon CYBORGS!!
 
CHIP WADOWSKI said:
Ok, fellas.... It's not often that my Cyborg Maximus self falls into a slump, but when I do, AS I AM NOW, I EXPECT YOU FUCKERS TO PICK UP MY SLACK and give me some good shit to laugh about! C'mon CYBORGS!!
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ahh aint much hapnin in the grilla household since my pappy is visiting and my wife is embarrassed to scream with him in the house.

BUT

she did get a little testy with me this morning so i walked behind her and jammed my finger up her ass and told her she needs to watch that shit.

this message has been brought to you buy Team Maximus
 
CHIP WADOWSKI said:
This is our idea of TEAM UNITY and FUN! MAXIMUS Hormone Replacement Therapy (HRT) STYLE!!!

Go TEAM! Keep em' CUMMIN!:yesway:
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Alright My fellow Maximus Brethren- Check this out! Being the nice guy that I am...the other day I take my SO to buy her a few new shirts...she finds a few and starts going to the dressing room...I follow her in so I can "help" her try them on...

We close the dressing room door and we can hear a lady in the next changing room trying on clothes...next thing I kno my SO looks down between my legs and I immediately whip it out IN the fuckin dressing room and she blows me until I explode!!! She couldn't spit it out!!!!!!!....GULP!!!!! All the time we can hear the lady in the next room!!! Talk about exhilirating!

Anyway, later that night, we are watching TV and I am ready for round 2....I execute major Laser- Like Vaginal Penetration for the next 20min and satisfy her to the point that her legs become spaghetti and she is quivering in ecstacy!!!! So then I go for the throat and she takes it DEEP in her throat for about 10m, eyes watering and makeup running....then BAM!!! I more big shot for this Maximus Cyborg!!!!! :bigok:

Who can top that? Lol!!!!!
 
Adrian,

You the man!

Tomorrow night the Hawgslayer is going back on the offensive. I am going to put the smackdown on one of the usual suspects! It will not be pretty. Some one in this great land will be getting a facial, volountarily or not.

Chip, As our Gran Poobah I am slightly disappointed. You need to get back on the horse and carry the Maximus torch. Time for a slumpbuster for you my friend. Get back in the game, hoss!
 
Laid the wood on the girlfriend the other night three times in a row and broke 2 condoms in the process...by the time I was done with her she was so tired she passed out in the doggy position with her ass up in the air
 
i fucked the girl 4 times in a row and have 3 others blowing up my phone to fuck. all i can think about is my next session.

the trick to avoiding dry spells has to be just seeing women for the sperm war mongers they really are.

everyday is a giant sperm war for them...finding the best one...constantly.

we are out of the animal kingdom and powerless....so drop your seed and run as fast as you can before their psychological time bomb drops.
 
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2nd day on testosterone replacement therapy (TRT) with maximus and I made love to my wife like I havent in years! I don't know if it was the test or hcg or anastrozole.......but man, when I got through she was panting wildly and my nuts were literaly tingling! I felt like beating my chest like some kind of sex crazed gorilla that had just escaped from the zoo and went on a pounding spree. :wackit:
 
Good stuff!

I am sad to report that Sunday nights fiasco did not end well. This cold fish laid there for a 20 minute pump and dump. I am truly disappointed in myself. I feel like I have let the team down. :Pat:

Time to put this one out to pasture, and get back in the hunt.
 
wolfman010 said:
Laid the wood on the girlfriend the other night three times in a row and broke 2 condoms in the process...by the time I was done with her she was so tired she passed out in the doggy position with her ass up in the air
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This shit gets funnier every time I read it.
 
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