Asses are so much better than boobies IMO
Do you think one of them is using gear pt. 2
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Asses are so much better than boobies IMO
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Sorry this is a long one. Was on the last 30min at a 12 hour trip from nc to ny right befor Christmas, I was leaving for Iraq in January I was leaving a little town and the 55mph sign was ahead of me so I sped up and got pulled over for 50 in a 30. I told the cop the situation told him I was going home to spend Christmas with my family before I left for war. He took my info to his car and came back and gave me a speeding ticket and told me I had to appear in court in feb, I told him again I was going to be in Iraq he told me to mail it in and walked away quickly. I fucking lost it half my body was out of the door the ex-wife was pulling me back in, I called him everything but white. When I pulled out I spun rocks and dirt everywhere, he followed me for about 5 miles and I was running about 80 in a 55 and didn't pull me over, but that was a good thing because he would of had to kill me before I would have stopped beating his ass
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I know we've had this discussion before, and I somewhat agree. It's like a 70/30 ass/tits kinda thing for me.
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I'd also like to find a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, but we can't have everything now can we?
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DAMN. They're really cracking down on cell phones too. I know if you get in an accident while using a cell phone (and they catch you or you admit to it) you get a HEAP of extra fines and possibly criminal negligence in some states. Crazy.I got a cellphone ticket. Shit was $150!!! I was "driving" though. Stopped at a red light, answered, put it on speaker and set it down. Cop still popped me though. Didn't even have plates on my truck yet. I was actually on my way to get my windows tinted too
Yep, I'd definitely hit it.
Way more than twice.
Yep T&A ftw.
I like both. It's a hot woman that has BOTH in perfect proportions. They can be flat and have a great behind, or tig ol' bitties with a big beeeehind; but squatter's butt and a firm ample rack? YES PLEASE.
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I guess I'm the odd one when it comes to my preferences
Yeah, you like the manly womenz.
Both in a perfect world. Anything else and butts come first lol
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Kick that exam's butt!
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DAMN. They're really cracking down on cell phones too. I know if you get in an accident while using a cell phone (and they catch you or you admit to it) you get a HEAP of extra fines and possibly criminal negligence in some states. Crazy.
Yep, I'd definitely hit it.
Way more than twice.
Yep T&A ftw.
Yeah, it's fuckin ridiculous. Especially with the way technology is progressing. Like if I don't have navigation in my vehicle, I need to use my phone, which is a hell of a lot safer than covering my entire windshield with a fucking paper map trying to figure out where I am and where I need to be. My buddy got popped in a parking lot skipping a song on Pandora lol.
When I said twice, I meant I would castrate myself to lick her butthole.
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Man my bp is up just from typing my last post hahaha
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If you did, would you even want to?
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Not cool posting pics of my waif dude.
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That's fucked up. He was probably jealous that you were actually doing a service to the country and he was just some fat piece of shit that got picked on in high school. Fuck cops.
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Good luck mah ninja.
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As long I was pumping myself full of test, I think I'd still have a sex drive.