Do you think one of them is using gear pt. 2

Rumpy said:
well, not all of them, although there's an occasional bit of collateral damage in some of the meetings. Did I mention I call the main VP "Humpy"
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Haha, niiice. Must not be a lot of women there. :p When I worked for an aerospace company located not too far from you, I had sexual harassment charges brought up on me by this woman eavesdropping on a conversation I was having with a colleague. Apparently she found my use of the word "saxophone" offensive.

Long story short, she was a survivor of a cult and had some serious mental issues. One of which being that she felt compelled to associate completely mundane objects with intercourse. Luckily HR caught onto this and gave us a warning (they HAVE to, even if innocent) and moved her to another area far, far away from us. Ever since then, I learned to keep somewhat quiet in mixed company as sexual harassment is like a lottery ticket for women even if the LEGAL definition (you have to have power over them) isn't met.

Thank you Anita Hill and bleeding heart liberals for making the work place an even more droll place to spend our time. :p
 
We are in fact women free at the moment. The one we had at least had fairly think skin and a good sense of humor regarding our banter. It's a small company so things aren't all that formal.
 
It's not so much that we get away with a lot, it's more that there's no one to tell us to stop. Humpy and I are both part owners and VP's, at least on paper. Well, he really is, I just have fancy business cards that say VP of Technology, but it's mostly a paper title.
 
halfwit said:
Haha, niiice. Must not be a lot of women there. :p When I worked for an aerospace company located not too far from you, I had sexual harassment charges brought up on me by this woman eavesdropping on a conversation I was having with a colleague. Apparently she found my use of the word "saxophone" offensive.

Long story short, she was a survivor of a cult and had some serious mental issues. One of which being that she felt compelled to associate completely mundane objects with intercourse. Luckily HR caught onto this and gave us a warning (they HAVE to, even if innocent) and moved her to another area far, far away from us. Ever since then, I learned to keep somewhat quiet in mixed company as sexual harassment is like a lottery ticket for women even if the LEGAL definition (you have to have power over them) isn't met.

Thank you Anita Hill and bleeding heart liberals for making the work place an even more droll place to spend our time. :p
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I would call her, and all aforementioned, Cunts. With a capital C as spelled. There's no reason I shouldn't be able to fuck the cute 19 year old receptionist, and compliment her on how nice her breasts look each morning.
 
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