First time and could use some help

[bippal]

So I am a first timer here, and I just bought a gym membership. I'm looking to get ripped fast. If anyone could tell me a few good products to use, and where I might get them. Keep in mind, I'm a newbie, I don't know Jack s*it about steroids, so you will have to explaine and spell out everything.

I read all the posts here and now I am as confused as a blond trying to alphabitize a bag of m&m's

Thanks for the help!
mojohaas
Sorry if this is the wrong place to ask this, I don't know how these forums work

Best products for you would be eggs, chicken, lean beef, turkey, whole grains and maybe creatine. Diets where you start and get ripped.