qwerty30
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This was on craigslist today. Thought it was amusing. Maybe sum of u will 2. And I'll throw in a pic 2 make it most worthy of the xxx forums, lol.
Hey asshole. You came to this party at my parent's house that I personally invited you to. You brought a 12 pack of some decent beer and your loud-mouthed girlfriend along for the party, even though I invited only you. But that's not why I'm posting.
I'm posting because I know it was you who did it. You, at some point in the night, were so fucking cocked that you took a plate off of my counter (or out of my cabinet), went to the bathroom and defecated on the plate. Then you brought it into my kitchen and placed it in my fridge, wrapped in tin foil.
After everyone left the next morning, I went to go put some beer back in my fridge and I noticed that the fridge really stank. I didn't expect the stink to come from a plate of shit that was in my fridge.
Let me ask you something you sick fuck, what is wrong with you? I know it was you because I called a few of my friends, I'll say their names are Tony and Angelo, and they told me you had beef with me for some reason. I didn't expect that "beef" to cost me my parent's groceries and the rest of my Sunday night scrubbing their goddamn refrigerator.
I'm also pretty puzzled as to what the hell you ate, that made you be able to put it on a plate in such a chocolate ice cream cone swirl type of precision? I pondered that at work today, along with what I'm gonna explain to my parents when they see there's only $26 worth of groceries in their fridge.
They come home tomorrow night, and I'm in deeper shit than you're gonna be if you don't come out from the shadows and confess yourself. I'd also appreciate it if you'd help out with some of this loss in food here. You're a real asshole for doing this.
And I'm not gonna give out my exact address on here, but the party was held off of Maiden Lane on Saturday night. There were at least 20 people there and then some.
Hopefully I get some answers. Who the fuck shits on a plate and puts it in someone's fridge?
-S
Hey asshole. You came to this party at my parent's house that I personally invited you to. You brought a 12 pack of some decent beer and your loud-mouthed girlfriend along for the party, even though I invited only you. But that's not why I'm posting.
I'm posting because I know it was you who did it. You, at some point in the night, were so fucking cocked that you took a plate off of my counter (or out of my cabinet), went to the bathroom and defecated on the plate. Then you brought it into my kitchen and placed it in my fridge, wrapped in tin foil.
After everyone left the next morning, I went to go put some beer back in my fridge and I noticed that the fridge really stank. I didn't expect the stink to come from a plate of shit that was in my fridge.
Let me ask you something you sick fuck, what is wrong with you? I know it was you because I called a few of my friends, I'll say their names are Tony and Angelo, and they told me you had beef with me for some reason. I didn't expect that "beef" to cost me my parent's groceries and the rest of my Sunday night scrubbing their goddamn refrigerator.
I'm also pretty puzzled as to what the hell you ate, that made you be able to put it on a plate in such a chocolate ice cream cone swirl type of precision? I pondered that at work today, along with what I'm gonna explain to my parents when they see there's only $26 worth of groceries in their fridge.
They come home tomorrow night, and I'm in deeper shit than you're gonna be if you don't come out from the shadows and confess yourself. I'd also appreciate it if you'd help out with some of this loss in food here. You're a real asshole for doing this.
And I'm not gonna give out my exact address on here, but the party was held off of Maiden Lane on Saturday night. There were at least 20 people there and then some.
Hopefully I get some answers. Who the fuck shits on a plate and puts it in someone's fridge?
-S
