MTVs Jersey Shore aka JOIZY Shohhwa

Massive123

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Hands down funniest shit I've ever seen in my life. This might be the best reality tv of all time

Here are my favorite parts of episode 1

"sausage & pepizzzz"

whorebag bitches who have bfs but hookup with multiple dudes & then pretend
they don't remember the next day

a dude who actually calls himself the situation (belongs on the show tool academy but doesn't have a gf)

the same kid who thinks he's the situation getting shitted on by a girl who hooks up with his other roomate 10mins after him

bithches who claim they don't give a shit what the guys are doin cuz they have bfs yet they're cockblocking the whole time....whores

The bitch who pretended she was actually goin home cuz she's a fat ho that embarressd herself the first night- the self-proclaimed "princess of poughkipsie" lol. Dirtmeat!

The other slut who called herself the staten eyyyyeland Kim kaaahdashian (not to be confused with KARdashian)

apparently none of them can pronounce the letter R

the dude who wouldn't leave without his 84 bottles of hair gel

the dirtmeat bitch snooki who's hooptee ass Honda broke down on the way there

the kid who punched the bitch in the face on the preview for next weeks show

I'm probly leaving shit out but I covered enough. What incredible tv! These people are the biggest tools I've ever seen in my life

long live derrrrty joizy!!!
 
haha the whole time I was watching it I was pissed, fucking guedoes and guedettes.

The kid with the 27 bottles of hair gel kills me, "I dont try to steeewl otha boys girls, it just seems to happin moeee times than not"

Then the situation, "if i saw me walking in the club with no shirt on, id be hidin my girl too"

biggest tools ever, i honestly cant see how girls would ever like them
 
barnzy7 said:
haha the whole time I was watching it I was pissed, fucking guedoes and guedettes.

The kid with the 27 bottles of hair gel kills me, "I dont try to steeewl otha boys girls, it just seems to happin moeee times than not"

Then the situation, "if i saw me walking in the club with no shirt on, id be hidin my girl too"

biggest tools ever, i honestly cant see how girls would ever like them
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Aside from the funny ass hair and alter egos, it seems like the bitches are more wacked out mentally than the guys. A lot of test mixed with too much alcohol & spray tans seeping into your brain will do that. The bitches have no excuse they're just hot blooded whores lol
 
it seemed like the whores were more worried about hooking up then the guys were..sluts
 
It's like "The Real World" on crack and a smidge of Jerry Springer. I love it. haha

One thing though, and some may dissagree, but they could have found some hotter bitches for the show. I mean damn, talk about goin to bed with a ten and waking up at ten with a one, lol. Ugly fatass hoes.
 
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Ambdub I agree the girls in the house are def fat & nasty. There are def some muuuch hotter guido chicks out there. The dirtiness of the girls completes the concept of the show I suppose...

Oh I think the line is going to bed at 2 with a 10 & waking up at 10 with a 2
 
All those girls are nasty. All have butter faces. I love when they do something on tape, then lie 2 seconds later about it..i always get a good LOL
 
Massive123 said:
Ambdub I agree the girls in the house are def fat & nasty. There are def some muuuch hotter guido chicks out there. The dirtiness of the girls completes the concept of the show I suppose...

Oh I think the line is going to bed at 2 with a 10 & waking up at 10 with a 2
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I new that didn't sound right, haha. Ya the dirty hoes do make the show interesting.

"the situation" what a douche, lol. I gotta give it to them though, partyin hard and still maintaining single digits BF %. Screw those fuckers. Ha :flipoff:!
 
"sausage and peppizzzz" had me fucking cracking up.

As much as I wanna hate on these people, I cant. It's just too fucking funny how cocky these people are LOL. The dude that calls himself "the situation" cracks me the fuck up. I didnt know people were honestly that cocky, although they are probably playing it up for the camera. Id love to hang out with this crew for a night..it would be pure comedy:laugh3:
 
I don't think I've watched anything on MTV in many years. I will try to check this show out for laughs, but if it sucks then I'm neg repping all you mofos for wasting my time. jk
 
1badmofo said:
I don't think I've watched anything on MTV in many years. I will try to check this show out for laughs, but if it sucks then I'm neg repping all you mofos for wasting my time. jk
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1bad you have to watch it just for this Tool Chest that calls himself the " Situation " :wackit:
he's a 140 lb ripped guy that thinks he's gods gift to women.
The stupidist show but dude there's some tools on there are worth the watch...
 
O no you got to watch the cat fight tonite with ronnie and some other fool, I aint never seen a dude punch like that it reminded me of the simpsons where bart does the windmill and walks toward his sister.... Shit is off the chain, keeps me laughing, I think ronnies bitch is the hottest out of all the other tramps, J wow is like a boy gorge version of madonna after a sex change lmao. Snooks is like a funking ompa lompa waddle waddle every where. she goes from hips into tits.... I like the way they call the hair do a blow out, thats fucking great... You got all these dudes on juice and then some chump nammed vinny who is just a normal Guido fuck without the muscle...
 
swizzoled said:
1bad you have to watch it just for this Tool Chest that calls himself the " Situation " :wackit:
he's a 140 lb ripped guy that thinks he's gods gift to women.
The stupidist show but dude there's some tools on there are worth the watch...
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Lol he definatly weighs alot more than 140. His arms look like they've got to be atleast 17's. As for Ronnie, dudes pretty fucking jacked. Amazes the shit outa me that they live the lifestyles they do (especially Ronnie) and get away with the looks they have. If I ate twice a day, and drank all night I'd turn into a skinny mother fucker real quick.
 
I watched the show for the first time last week. I dont know if i can watch it again, it was so stupid but yea quite funny. Heres a good video if you havent seen it, reminds me of the show.

 
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