Passing competition drug tests

[Mad- scientist]

Ok I have asked people this before and I never get a strait answer and I always get idiots chiming in and it pisses me off. I am seriously considering doing a competition and I know almsost all competitions drug test. And it is pretty much known that every one is on steroids and other drugs just that they some how get it out of theyre system in time. I am not going to do a natural bodybuilding competition and cheat that is not what I am asking about. I am asking about competitions that are not natural and every one is on the juice. How do these guys pass drug tests specifically how do they pass them. I don't want to show up to a show and be disqualified for a unwritten rule that every one knows. I can't call up the promoter and say "hey buddy umm you and I both know every one is on the juice how do they pass these drug tests what the fuck am I suppose to do to even compete". So any one who reads this who actually want's to give me good information I would really appreciate it. If it is really sensitive information and you are a competitor your self feel free to send me a p.m.. Every one has told me I need to meet bodybuilders to learn these questions and make friends with them and thats what I have tried to do on here and share the knowledge I do have. So again It would be much appreciated.

 

[Methodology]

Sorry to be an idiot chiming in, but you could use fake pee, people literally have fake penis apparatus' that they use for construction jobs were heavy drug abuse is prevalent, it may not be conventional, but its realistic.

 

[Mad- scientist]

You do have a good point. But they drug test you while you are in posing shorts. So they would see the apparatus. Lol to be specific they would see a really big fake penis sticking one way in my shorts than mine sticking another way. Plus the heating packs and all that you have to put on the pee. It would end up being noticeable. lol and if I had to pose with it that would fucking suck the fake penis would pop out with my luck. I appreciate the advice though maybe I could figure out something on the lines of that but eventually it would get me caught.

 

[jonlee]

im pretty sure they dont drug test at all,they ony test in drug free competitions or all competitions would be drug free competitions.

 

[jonlee]

on second thoughts this thread is a wind up you must already know this.

 

[hardtarget]

For future reference use esters that clear the system the fastest.

 

[cbman2184]

^^ How long until the long esters are out of
system( E & C ) I'm curious too.

 

[Mad- scientist]

Alot of top level competitions in the npcc to turn pro are drug tested. Or tested by some means. I am curious if the drug test is for diuretics to avoid bad press from a bodybuilder dropping dead on stage. Because they did do just diuretics tests in some pro competitions in the past. So far my guess is people using test suspension and fast clearing oral steroids for the last amount of time leading up to a competition.

 

[damianschaab]

Almost all competitions drug test? Hogwash, I say. That's not the case at all, not in bodybuilding and not in powerlifting. I know there are plenty of AAS users that still do the natural/tested route, mostly because they don't realize that literally anyone can walk into a trophy shop and just BUY themselves a piece of shit plastic championship trophy.

 

[dimitriolock]

well very nice about How to pass a drug tes t

 

[imdenis]

search buttons are amazing, op if you want to pass a drug test, dont do drugs