The funniest/nastiest/weirdest thing/s that has happened 2 u at the gym?

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Well, for me, I was on the leg press (wit 4 plates on each side), on my 8th rep, and as I was pushing the weight up, and I just let one go...loud as hell...! I farted extremely loud! At 1st I thought I might have sharted, but, after briefly checking, I was clear. It was just a loud fart. I was so embarrassed (luckly, only my boy & his friend heard it).
 
The only time I ever went to the sauna in my gym was after a heavy leg workout, so I'm sitting for only 4 or 5 minutes on the top tier and decide that I don't really like this, why do people do this, this is horrible. So I get up to leave and make the little hop from the top down, and I guess the heat combined with my lower body fatigue and general lack of motor skill and coordination, I trip over myself and splat on the floor like wet dough. As one can imagine the floor of a sauna is not the best place to be temp or hygiene wise.
 
i cleared the lower half of the gym out with a venison fart. it even made me sick but hell its my own so i just kept going
 
cyto33 said:
i cleared the lower half of the gym out with a venison fart. it even made me sick but hell its my own so i just kept going
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haaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha!!!!! dude venison shits are the worst!!!!!!

i would have to say... i had a heavy night of drinking the night before i went to the gym. i got home and pounded a thick protein shake... well. when jogging, i all of a sudden got the belly rumble... AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! I got off the track, and ran to the bathroom... MY LUCK the bathroom i ran too was closed for servicing... i couldnt hold it anymore. so i went into the chicks bathroom. I FUCKING ROCKED IT! I waited for everyone to get out, try and be sneaky. well when i got out the door, some girls were giggling that i was coming out of there bathroom... WELL! i started laughing an right when that happened you hear 2 girls scream. "OH MY... WHAT THE FUCK!" i never laughed so hard in my life. i almost shit myself for the second time around. i fucking bolted to my car an left. i thought that was a good enough work out for the day.
 
Haha, Tony's story reminds me of a time I went hiking.

This mountain, here in Flagstaff, is a strenuous climb. It usually takes about an hour to an hour and 15 to get all the way up. Half way up the mountain, my anal sphincter started acting relentless. Going with a group of friends I was just crop dusting them left and right. One of my friends mentioned that there was a port-a-potty at the top. It gave me more motivation to bust my ass, hopefully before I started leaking everywhere. Suddenly, that hour and 15 hike became a 45 minute run!

Well, after trekking that whole damn mountain I was so excited and had my friend point me in the direction of the bathroom. So, in a fit of joy I ran to the bathroom only to find that the sonna bitch was locked. I guess they close the bathrooms on the weekend because of vandalism. Well, I decided, to teach them a lesson. I squatted down, in front of the door, shat my brains out, wiped my ass with my right sock, took my left sock off and painted with shit crayon on their white polished door, "Locking doesn't prevent vandalism".

Guess it'll teach dem fuckers to lock that bathroom twice.
 
Larrybird said:
Haha, Tony's story reminds me of a time I went hiking.

This mountain, here in Flagstaff, is a strenuous climb. It usually takes about an hour to an hour and 15 to get all the way up. Half way up the mountain, my anal sphincter started acting relentless. Going with a group of friends I was just crop dusting them left and right. One of my friends mentioned that there was a port-a-potty at the top. It gave me more motivation to bust my ass, hopefully before I started leaking everywhere. Suddenly, that hour and 15 hike became a 45 minute run!

Well, after trekking that whole damn mountain I was so excited and had my friend point me in the direction of the bathroom. So, in a fit of joy I ran to the bathroom only to find that the sonna bitch was locked. I guess they close the bathrooms on the weekend because of vandalism. Well, I decided, to teach them a lesson. I squatted down, in front of the door, shat my brains out, wiped my ass with my right sock, took my left sock off and painted with shit crayon on their white polished door, "Locking doesn't prevent vandalism".

Guess it'll teach dem fuckers to lock that bathroom twice.
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LMFAO now thats funny.
 
doing seated cable rows and behind me was the treadmills with a bunch of ladies on it. towards the last rep i accidentally let out a massive fart. they all looked at me and i could see them from the mirror. i just pretended it wasn't me and was looking around like where did that come from.
 
pushing bench, i made a noisy fart just at the second the music went off... i was alone as usualy... ther's was nobody to be point appart... it a wednesday, ans it's the day for fitness for women... ouch...
 
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