dont worry about your tests cause some will be random cause the people who need the piss tests (the doctors who check your piss) they always need a certain number of pissers to run an check. other than that personally i only had to piss 3times at random, but when we went to the field everybody in my batallion had to piss. but nothing ever came up and i was active not reserve or national guard. and to answer your question as long as nobody opens their mouth about you taking shit your good, by the way make sure you have some type of bulking powder. cause that will be a back drop on your massive weight gains. every time my 1st sargent and battery commander came through our rooms in korea they would always check the fridge for alcohol and every time they would see a big bottle of a weight gainer 2000 in a couple guys rooms and they didnt know what the fuck it was for. but they know enough that its not illegal. anyways your good just dont slip and if your wall locker is locked do they have you open it up or no. cause in korea and in ft campbell , ky - as long as your locker was locked they would let you keep it closed. most of the time my gear was fucked up and dirrty so i was glad i didnt ever have a GI party. as of now ive gone up in the ranks and im a 18bravo sargent special forces lead the way!