Best way to self test hormones?

[vic305]

I've been googling around and I've seen these "Bodybalance" products, but the cheapest I've found them for is $70 and they aren't reusable. Does anyone know a cheaper alternative? I hope this isn't against the rules; I'm not asking for an AAS source but a hormone test instead. Thanks guys.

 

[Ozzy27]

No your ok asking that. But I have no idea. Whats it suppose to do , test your test levels? If so , I would rather see a doc than fuck with something you really aren't sure of.
Peace Oz

 

[gogetter]

ummm. walmart and walgreens sell "at home hormone test kits" they are urine test.

they test for nandrolone, testosterone, stanozolol, methandrostalone, and i think one more

you could shoot some oil on to the test strip and see what happens.

 

[dcorti01]

I dont think you can directly apply oil to thestrips i beleive they test metabolites. This i suppose could be away to test for authenticity of your gear. I did a quick search and they seem exspensive. Keep us posted if you try it please.

 

[GymLift]

ummm. walmart and walgreens sell "at home hormone test kits" they are urine test.

they test for nandrolone, testosterone, stanozolol, methandrostalone, and i think one more

you could shoot some oil on to the test strip and see what happens.

no shit? I've never heard of this, especially being sold of Wal-Mart.

 

[gogetter]

yup i just noticed it the other day. it was walmart or wallgreens.


right next to the "at home drug test" was ''At home steroid test"
i was like WTF. it had 4 or 5 pannels. all testing for diff types

 

[Powerstroke32]

wow.. that creeps me out lol. I hope military doesn't get word of this. the only thing that really keeps me safe is the cost of them to do steroid test so they rarely do so unless it's insanely obvious or some one rats.

 

[aussie mark]

Yeh wtf.I didnt think you could test for aas through a piss test??isnt it blood test only??

 

[dialtone]

ummm. walmart and walgreens sell "at home hormone test kits" they are urine test.

they test for nandrolone, testosterone, stanozolol, methandrostalone, and i think one more

get the fuck out of here! they even fucking detect winstrol? christ, i dont know how i feel about that.

 

[dialtone]

my gf just verified it, shes seen it before.

 

[gogetter]

my gf just verified it, shes seen it before.

heres one that tests for 11 diff metabolites.

pretty crazy Steroid Drug Testing kits - SteroidConfirm Test

 

[vic305]

Well this confirms that sports leagues and legislators are just a bunch of dickless two faced pieces of shit. It would be so easy to drug test athletes yet they don't, because they - like us and everyone else in their right mind - WANT athletes to run gear. They should just grow some balls and make it legal. It's your own goddamn body after all.

 

[GymLift]

I should email the manufacturer to please send me a complimentary product. I think I could put that to a real test to see if it works. lol.

 

[vic305]

Your avatar makes me want to lick my monitor. Foot fetish like a mf'er.

 

[GymLift]

Took me a few seconds to realize you are probably talking to me. lol. I've had avatars turned off for a while and forgot which one I had posted.

 

[baldie99]

wow.. that creeps me out lol. I hope military doesn't get word of this. the only thing that really keeps me safe is the cost of them to do steroid test so they rarely do so unless it's insanely obvious or some one rats.

I figured the military would want their soldiers taking all the juice they could handle.
When I get rich, buy an island and get a personal army, I'm gonna have all the juice they need.

 

[baldie99]

is this steroid test only sold in the US, or can us canucks get it too?