CFM & Grind Mortal Combat Part II

crazyfmike

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In our last episode CFM and Grind are bored with yet another woman pleading for us to arrest her.

Next Grinds spots something of interest and Xeek (still in his pajamas) springs from nowhere to exclaim OMG no CFM Grind saw her first please don't fight"

Too late CFM has an eyefull of Grind's Dream Come True.

Deep into evening and several protein shakes later CFM is out of control under the influence of WPI with a whole egg and springs into action.

Wise is Xeek not to mention Old as Dirt the wisdom flows to settle this like gentlemen and frinds.

But in the end Grind is like this this "come on MFer I saw that shit first"
 
I am planning an intervention as we speak......I can't stand back and watch you kill yourself BRO. THESE BIG GIRLS WILL KILL YOU MAN!!!!!!!!!......I understand that it's a disease and you probably have a genetic pre-disposition. But you have to get some help or you will die soon..........We will explain it all to you during your intervention.....
 
I'm literally laughing out load. Damn brother you kill me....you know the two pictures of the chicks went straight into the Spank Bank. All bullshit aside, if you got the number for either one of those hotties I would appreciate you handin em over ;)

Thanks man, that shit made my day.
crazyfmike said:
In our last episode CFM and Grind are bored with yet another woman pleading for us to arrest her.

Next Grinds spots something of interest and Xeek (still in his pajamas) springs from nowhere to exclaim OMG no CFM Grind saw her first please don't fight"

Too late CFM has an eyefull of Grind's Dream Come True.

Deep into evening and several protein shakes later CFM is out of control under the influence of WPI with a whole egg and springs into action.

Wise is Xeek not to mention Old as Dirt the wisdom flows to settle this like gentlemen and frinds.

But in the end Grind is like this this "come on MFer I saw that shit first"
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If its a disease, I don't want the cure.

Bro, big girls are the best in the sack. Sure, there are some outliers that arnt that great; for the most part they're fucking awesome. Give me a pretty face, big ol titties, hour glass with a thick ass to get my grind on and I'm one happy mutha fucker....literally!

THE GREEK said:
I am planning an intervention as we speak......I can't stand back and watch you kill yourself BRO. THESE BIG GIRLS WILL KILL YOU MAN!!!!!!!!!......I understand that it's a disease and you probably have a genetic pre-disposition. But you have to get some help or you will die soon..........We will explain it all to you during your intervention.....
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SEE WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT.....TOTAL FUCKING DENIAL AND DELUSIONAL THOUGHTS.....IT'S KILLING YOU SLOWLY MAN...you just can't see it yet.....you're cholesterol levels are probably through the roof from dining on whale meat every fri and sat night. Not to mention what could happen after you pass out from over doing it, throwing all that big boned girl around in the sack. What if she rolls over on you in the middle of the night (suffocation).... Those are just a few examples. I'll save the rest for the intervention!!!!....:)
 
Bro, don't knock it till you try it. I'm telling you once you tackled a big girl it changes you! Suffocation??? It's called "BBW smothering" google that shit bro.
No worries they won't kill me; worst thing was a fractured pelvis....she said she was sorry ;)

THE GREEK said:
SEE WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT.....TOTAL FUCKING DENIAL AND DELUSIONAL THOUGHTS.....IT'S KILLING YOU SLOWLY MAN...you just can't see it yet.....you're cholesterol levels are probably through the roof from dining on whale meat every fri and sat night. Not to mention what could happen after you pass out from over doing it, throwing all that big boned girl around in the sack. What if she rolls over on you in the middle of the night (suffocation).... Those are just a few examples. I'll save the rest for the intervention!!!!....:)
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Im laughin' so hard right now......ok ok,...i guess somebody has to do it...i just don't want to watch.....which is unusual for me....:)
 
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