CptFKNplanet
Poop Mouth
Then WTF are you doing posting here?!
I was still eating. I can eat and post at the same time.
Then WTF are you doing posting here?!
Me: Gotta go home bossman, literally can't stop farting, it's like a wind-tunnel down there.
I think it is contagious. Better call the CDC
They need hazmat teams in there stat
I'm getting anxious. I want to get back in the gym. Been out a fucking week now![]()
Injury?
It's rectal prolapse isn't it....
No. Bronchitis I think. Tried lifting through it and couldn't hold my breath for valsalva and coughed so hard the manager at the gym asked me to leave so as not to spread whatever I have.
I made you a present!
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No. Bronchitis I think. Tried lifting through it and couldn't hold my breath for valsalva and coughed so hard the manager at the gym asked me to leave so as not to spread whatever I have.
By the way, thanks everyone for asking how my date went the other day. It was great, she blew me off.
Gotta bring this one back for when he eventually comes back.
Between you and 3J i'm starting to think women in the west coast aren't worth a shit.
Fuck her dude, you're better than she is.
Are there any substances that dramatically improve arthritis?
Ouch. I'm sure the devils lettuce doesn't help that at all.
Quit smoking cigarettes. I used to get nasty coughs every so often. Thought I had mono. Haven't gotten it since I quit.