CptFKNplanet
Poop Mouth
LOL. You'd be surprised at what chicks do when they get all angsty. Hell, I don't have half the stories my buddies do - they were some serious poon hounds back in the day.
Most of my friends were, or rather ARE the same way. I don't get why I'm not. I just don't have the drive to go out and fuck everything that moves.