Do you think one of them is using gear pt. 2

CptFKNplanet said:
I really need to snag a picture of the hot blonde at my gym. Her ass n tits is phenom. She can't squat for shit though. Today was the first day I saw her try, on the smith machine, with 35's, not quite to parallel. I REALLY wanted to go give her advice, but I'm always scared her husband is gonna creep up.
And I think I'm gonna go hang myself now that I know a hot chick can squat more than me. Good bye friends.
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You've been talking about this hot blonde for months now. Where's the fucking pic already!!!! Lol
 
frank.tb said:
Don't be a pussy Capt! Get that damn pic!
Doesn't count unless she messages it to you...




But a stalker pic.will keep us entertained
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LMAO I highly doubt I could get her to send me one. The most I've ever said is "uhhh... yeah... ok... uhhhh duuurrrrrrrrrrrr"
Goddamn though, she has those green sex demon eyes, nice big fake tits, perfect ass, perfect shaped body... fuck me man I gotta go jack off.
 
Rumpy said:
I really have a thing for one of the life guards at the pool. I think she's 22.
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Mmmmm, bay watch fantasies unite!

Rumpy said:
I have a safemail account, but I know some guys won't take it. I haven't spent the money for a countermail account yet
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There are other options besides countermail. You can even create a disposable gmail/hotmail account if you're not worried about encryption.

CptFKNplanet said:
I really need to snag a picture of the hot blonde at my gym. Her ass n tits is phenom. She can't squat for shit though. Today was the first day I saw her try, on the smith machine, with 35's, not quite to parallel. I REALLY wanted to go give her advice, but I'm always scared her husband is gonna creep up.
And I think I'm gonna go hang myself now that I know a hot chick can squat more than me. Good bye friends.
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Haha, I HATE that! You'll see some really hot chick working out (trying to) and when you decide to say something because she's giving you that "I'm miserable, help!" look, in comes Captain Awesome to pat her on the butt and say, "great job honey!" Of course he shoots a glance around the room to not only make sure EVERYONE knows she's his, but to "scare" off the competition.

CptFKNplanet said:
LOL I'd be a slut too if I had chicks hitting on me :)

Sounds like a good plan.
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Some are really subtle with it, I don't know - I was pretty quiet as a young teen and missed a lot of opportunities because I didn't hone in on it. By the time I figured it all out, I was banging 5 chicks at the same time and met my wife. Ended that adventure before it truly had time to blossom into a story for the grandkids. :(

I'm telling you that you need to join that planet fitness. If I were single, I'd so do that just to be the alpha male and pick up on the hotties that are looking for such. :cool: Then again, they will have their guard up, so it's something that's probably going to take some time to put into action, but totally doable.

Rumpy said:
Maybe I'm just so out of practice that I just don't realize when women are flirting. That must be it.
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Probably. I've had the wife pull me aside after going to the store or something and tell me that some chick was trying to get my attention. It's always kind of weird to have your wife tell you that, but flattering at the same time I guess. I'm not some supremely handsome guy either, so I don't know what the deal is. I can't wait to see what happens when I'm around 10% body fat. :D

Armed and dangerous said:
You've been talking about this hot blonde for months now. Where's the fucking pic already!!!! Lol
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I want to do the same sometimes, but how do you take a pic without being creepy? Pretend to be texting and turn off flash? LOL
 
I quit...
Capt...you gotta man up...
Maybe if you decide to cycle the test will give you the.courage to tell her husband to fuck off while you GET A MOTHER FUCKING PICTURE FOR YOUR GOOD FRIENDS HERE AT OLOGY!


Is it weird I get turned on when my gf gets mad at me? Lololol
 
frank.tb said:
I quit...
Capt...you gotta man up...
Maybe if you decide to cycle the test will give you the.courage to tell her husband to fuck off while you GET A MOTHER FUCKING PICTURE FOR YOUR GOOD FRIENDS HERE AT OLOGY!


Is it weird I get turned on when my gf gets mad at me? Lololol
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Angry sex can be good sex. Not going to lie, I used to piss off the wife just so she'd go crazy in the sack, working off that aggression. I had a girlfriend long ago that would ask for anal when angry about something. Don't even want to analyze that lol.
 
halfwit said:
Angry sex can be good sex. Not going to lie, I used to piss off the wife just so she'd go crazy in the sack, working off that aggression. I had a girlfriend long ago that would ask for anal when angry about something. Don't even want to analyze that lol.
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Holy shit! You really are my hero! Like Wtf who gets that lucky???
 
frank.tb said:
Holy shit! You really are my hero! Like Wtf who gets that lucky???
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LOL. You'd be surprised at what chicks do when they get all angsty. Hell, I don't have half the stories my buddies do - they were some serious poon hounds back in the day.
 
halfwit said:
Haha, I HATE that! You'll see some really hot chick working out (trying to) and when you decide to say something because she's giving you that "I'm miserable, help!" look, in comes Captain Awesome to pat her on the butt and say, "great job honey!" Of course he shoots a glance around the room to not only make sure EVERYONE knows she's his, but to "scare" off the competition.


Some are really subtle with it, I don't know - I was pretty quiet as a young teen and missed a lot of opportunities because I didn't hone in on it. By the time I figured it all out, I was banging 5 chicks at the same time and met my wife. Ended that adventure before it truly had time to blossom into a story for the grandkids. :(

I'm telling you that you need to join that planet fitness. If I were single, I'd so do that just to be the alpha male and pick up on the hotties that are looking for such. :cool: Then again, they will have their guard up, so it's something that's probably going to take some time to put into action, but totally doable.

I want to do the same sometimes, but how do you take a pic without being creepy? Pretend to be texting and turn off flash? LOL
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Dude fucking seriously!! Her husband is not at all intimidating though. I just have a small amount of respect given some things I've done in the past lol. Speaking of that bullshit, some fuckin total douche and his gf or whatever were there today. Walking around holding fucking hands... like give me a goddamn break, are you that insecure? Granted, I would be if I looked like him... not that she was anything to look at either. Anyways, I'm walking towards them down the hallway, they're side by side and the hallway isn't that wide. Common courtesy says stay on your fucking side of the walkway, which I was doing... this douche doesn't move. Cap don't play that shit, you get in my way you get fucking checked bitch. Needless to say I shoulder checked the faggot and kept walking, didn't even fuckin turn around cause I woulda beat his ass. If I see him again, I'm gonna say something. Same thing happened last week too, to a lesser extent. Some other douche, when there was PLENTY of fucking room on the freeweight floor kept walking straight at me. He kinda moved last minute but I still hit him with my elbow lol. Talk about gym etiquette, how about some life etiquette mother fucker.

I can't even begin to count the opportunities I've passed up, because I was the "nice guy". Over all that bullshit, fuck people lol. Luckily I'm still young and haven't hit my prime yet... I hope.
Well, depending on the move situation I may. I don't wanna get locked into a contract or some shit and be paying for something I never use yanno. I'm between planet fitness and the big commercial chain out here.

It can be done, but you have to be very sly. I've done it before. My old gym buddy and I used to take pics of all the dudes with no legs and send em to each other. You either have to catch them in the cardio room, in front of you (get on the elliptical) or use a machine facing them so it isn't super obvious. My buddy doesn't give a fuck though, he'll straight walk up to someone and take a picture lmao.
 
frank.tb said:
I quit...
Capt...you gotta man up...
Maybe if you decide to cycle the test will give you the.courage to tell her husband to fuck off while you GET A MOTHER FUCKING PICTURE FOR YOUR GOOD FRIENDS HERE AT OLOGY!


Is it weird I get turned on when my gf gets mad at me? Lololol
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I'll see what I can do tomorrow. It's chest day so I'll be in the main area, and she's been coming out of her little hiding spot lately. If I can catch her in the cardio room is a go for sho.
 
halfwit said:
Angry sex can be good sex. Not going to lie, I used to piss off the wife just so she'd go crazy in the sack, working off that aggression. I had a girlfriend long ago that would ask for anal when angry about something. Don't even want to analyze that lol.
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See ^ angry sex is the shit.
 
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