CptFKNplanet
Poop Mouth
Tetas!!!!
Teeitaaaayyyys!!
Tetas!!!!
Milk ain't no drug foo! He talkin bout dat Mr clean scrubby bubby. MESCALINE.
God that took forever.
YES. But I only have one udder, and it chafes easily - so you're going to need to bring some good lube.Is that an offer to milk you? Please say it is![]()
Haha. I was thinking MDmAMilk ain't no drug foo! He talkin bout dat Mr clean scrubby bubby. MESCALINE.
God that took forever.
That too is pretty crazy but no. Fuck we should make this a hangman game lol
How the Doc stole Cap's heart ok?
Haha. I was thinking MDmA
Is it the version where he wakes up in a bathtub full of ice?
Is it the version where he wakes up in a bathtub full of ice?
Aw you beat me to it! That was gonna be my first guess but it wasn't crazy enough.
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Holy shit did I just get flashbacks to the 90's. They used to spray ecstasy in the air and people would just go nuts. Also reminds me of a concert I ALMOST got to go to, but the wife said no at the last second:
Would lick the floor after she gets up/10.
Helll yes, I LOVE Crystal Method shows! But then again, I've been a big fan of theirs for years. EDC is half-naked women and loud music; what else can you ask for?I'm not a huge fan of them, but I've heard they put on an amaaaazing show. I've never been to a rave shockingly. I keep trying to go to EDC, but... none of my friends have money. Next year I'm just gonna fucking go by myself.
Hahahaaha. Libido check results: POSITIVE.Wouldsuckafartoutofherass/10
Aw you beat me to it! That was gonna be my first guess but it wasn't crazy enough.
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This Michelle Lewin chick is fuckin stupid hot. Fitness models are worse than the music industry on how fast they come and go.
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She'd be smoking with another 10-15lbs on her. not going to lie though, she looks good as is too
Helll yes, I LOVE Crystal Method shows! But then again, I've been a big fan of theirs for years. EDC is half-naked women and loud music; what else can you ask for?
Hahahaaha. Libido check results: POSITIVE.
Wait, did I just see Dre comment on a chick that doesn't have a BIG HUGE BADUNKADUNK and say she looks good??!
Zombie apocalypse already?![]()
She'd be smoking with another 10-15lbs on her. not going to lie though, she looks good as is too