71Avido
Waiting to die.
That's the default setting in cali.
Do you think one of them is using gear pt. 2
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That's the default setting in cali.
CptFKNplanet
Poop Mouth
We need scratch n' sniff internet NAO plz.
Yeah, it was like 74 here this morning at 7am. Had to turn on the heat in the car! Brrrrrrrrrrr.
74 is cold for you guys?! Lol. That's perfect weather. According to my phone it's 59 here right now. My nips are almost hard.
CptFKNplanet
Poop Mouth
I survived the DMV!
That doesn't change the fact that I'm hating life today.
That was a relatively fast DMV trip lol.
CptFKNplanet
Poop Mouth
Hahaha true dat. Last week it was hot as shit, then we had a crazy ass thunderstorm Saturday, and it's been cold ever since.
71Avido
Waiting to die.
When you posses the ability to read and write legibly, you can bypass 90% of the dregs in there.
CptFKNplanet
Poop Mouth
Two more cans and I will have this bottle filled 100% with dip.
71Avido
Waiting to die.
You need better goals in life lol
CptFKNplanet
Poop Mouth
Word. Making an appointment usually helps too lol. I have AAA so I can just go down there for most things thankfully. I haven't been to the DMV since I was 18 I think, when I got my new ID picture taken.
halfwit
I like turtles.
CptFKNplanet
Poop Mouth
This is just a short term goal. After this I'm gonna go for a gallon jug.
71Avido
Waiting to die.
Now THAT'S the sort of achievement that looks good on a resume!
halfwit
I like turtles.
Been there, done that.
I prefer 2 liter bottles as they're easier to get to if you knock them over and you can put the caps back on when not in use. A MUST when you have a 3 year old running around the house. 
CptFKNplanet
Poop Mouth
Oh yeah, I'm used to the nice mild 90's we've been getting post-monsoon.
Fuck that. You in AZ?? 90 is WAY too hot for me. I'm honestly not a huge fan of summer. I prefer fall / winter by far.
71Avido
Waiting to die.
Been there, done that.
I'd burn down whichever structure the dip-spit was spilled in before ever trying to clean it up.
Bleh.
halfwit
I like turtles.
Yep. But it's at 20% humidity which makes a HUGE difference.
Monsoon gets to like 105-110 at 60%+ humidity; that's just downright miserable. Hahahaha. There are far worse things than some tobacco spit that I've had to pick up in my lifetime. Being a parent really opens your eyes to just how nasty the human body can be when it comes to waste products.
CptFKNplanet
Poop Mouth
"Hey thar bud! Names Cap. I'd like ta work at yer store here."
"Ok, Mr... Planet, is it?"
"Yezzir"
"Why don't you tell us about your relative skills?"
"Well ya see, I once filled me up a water bottle with my dips. Then I said, well hell c'mon now that ain't good enough. So I took me one thems gallon water jugs and spit my dips in there. Filled that bitch up too."
CptFKNplanet
Poop Mouth
Been there, done that.
My water jug has a twist cap. So do my water bottles. I used to use cans, but that was just begging for a spill. I've only been dipping for a few months, so I still have things I need to fill up haha.
71Avido
Waiting to die.
Copenhagen's employee of the month on his first day lol
halfwit
I like turtles.
Ohh, so you're still a rookie then haha. I've been chewing since I was 14, so that's what - 23 years now? (I did "quit" a few times, but it's a mother fucker to finally kick for good.) I used to use cans, which is why I have a ritual of denting in the front and tearing open the top so folks wouldn't drink from my spitters. Yes, I've had folks drink from my spitters at parties when I was a young lad.
"Man, I'm dying for some drink!"
"Thanks for the drink bro! Hahaha!"
".....It's.....warm..."
BLLLLAHHHGHHHHGHHHHHHHHH *heave* BLLLAHGHHGHGHHHHHHHAHHGHGGG *hurl*
Hilarity ensues every time. They learned to check the cans first and NEVER take my "pop" or "beer" from me ever again LOL.
It's a filthy habit, but at least I'm not giving others cancer, just myself.
