CptFKNplanet
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56 pumpkins?! HOLY SHIT you have a big family hahaha.
Do you think one of them is using gear pt. 2
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I like turtles.
I don't even want to know what you do to that porcelain when you do drop that deuce. I bet that's some toxic shit mang.
x2! LOL, that's the first thing I thought too!
I don't even want to know what you do to that porcelain when you do drop that deuce. I bet that's some toxic shit mang.
x2! LOL, that's the first thing I thought too!
Not that kind of lettuce mi amigo
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And that's why living in bumblefuck NY and CT has it's benefits...we can buy cheap ass pumpkins
That's about it though hahaha
I have 36 cousins just on my dads side (hes one of 13) and now all the cousins have kids there will be more than 100 of them (shit I have 4) and thats not counting my moms side. they're not all coming (thank god) we should have about 40 at the house
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Not that kind of lettuce mi amigo
Half how could you not know what he was talking about, it is dre for gods sake lol
This man is the smartest one in the entire fucking thread lmfao!!! I just got a great laugh out of that AnD hahaha
CptFKNplanet
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Dude that's a fuckin small army right there hahaha. I couldn't imagine that many kids in the same place. Or having 36 cousins... OR 13 siblings lol. That's insane.
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The funny thing is all my dads brothers and sisters were born in a 13 year span there are 10-11 months between all of them hahaha they were two to a grade growing up (my dads side is a little backwoods) lol
I bet no one ever fucked with the AnD army in school lmao
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So I wanted to start with 3j but the wife said I have to wait till the beginning of the year because we have a big trip in dec to go get my daughters seizure assistant dog. We have to go out of state and stay in a hotel for two weeks for training and than Christmas and some other stuff (I stopped listening) so I'm going to have to wait (I hate it when she's right)
That's not too bad. Enjoy eating all the brownies and came and cookies while you still can
. You're going to love the nutritional plan 3J makes for you and hopefully your wife will get on board and Run one herself.
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That's not too bad. Enjoy eating all the brownies and came and cookies while you still can
That's funny she told me to ask him if we could get a family discount hahaha
His rates are extremely affordable and he does couples too. Ask him, I'm sure he'll work with you on anything.
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I take it forcing her to stare at your gut wasn't as persuasive as we thought?
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Ya I know it's just $ is short, I don't even want to tell you what her dog costs, 1/4 of my house. And because we made good money LAST year we can't get any help for my daughter. So we try to pinch every penny, and all my side work that's so posed to go to stuff like that I've been using to catch us up. Sorry for the rant it's just frustrating!!!
She didn't say no hahaha just not now
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I bet if you showed her my gut and said "this is where I'll be NEXT WEEK if we don't sign up with 3J" she'll have that credit card out before you can finish the sentence.
Na, that's why we're in the general chat area.
We vent here, well at least I do and make the crew listen.
It's a nice chance to say some things that you need to say without offending the people you're talking about.
Sometimes our problems aren't deal breakers with the ones we love but troubling enough to need to vent.
Not that kind of lettuce mi amigo
I knew what you meant, and I'm technically still asleep
Since when did you become a suicide bomber?
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TIL a new phrase for farting on yourself. <3