Do you think one of them is using gear pt. 2

I once masturbated at school, in class, during SATs. I believe it was 6th grade. I was wearing a very large sweatshirt, so I pulled my arms inside, pulled my penis out through the zipper and friction fought the shit out of it. I only did it for a couple of minutes as I was afraid to get caught or pee in my sweatshirt.
 
I used to do a lot of ecstasy around ages 16 - 18. My friends and I would sit down and have deep conversations, whilst holding hands in the nude. We had heard that you would roll harder if you took the pill as a suppository. I was of course the first to try it out, and had one of my friends insert the pill with his penis. It was the highest I have ever been.
 
When I was very young, I used to hide under a blanket in the middle of a room and touch myself. I would always have the pink power ranger, Kimberly, with me as I pretended to make love to her. Needless to say, she was my first crush.
 
CptFKNplanet said:
When I was very young, I used to hide under a blanket in the middle of a room and touch myself. I would always have the pink power ranger, Kimberly, with me as I pretended to make love to her. Needless to say, she was my first crush.
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Hfs! She literally was mine too!
 
CptFKNplanet said:
Think I should drop my calories ~250 since I'm training less? Or should I keep them the same. I've cut out a full day, and the volume on training days is maybe 1/4 of what I used to do.
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I think you should up them by about 1000/day
(so I'll look thinner standing next to you)
 
My freshman year of high school I was a victim of a freak accident. A friend and I were throwing a metal dinner fork in the air trying to get it to stick in the ground. My friend threw it, and it somehow landed in my forehead. One prong only, between my skin and skull... it was only a flesh wound. When the paramedics came to take me to the hospital, I was wheeled out on a stretcher with my head wrapped in front of the entire school... the day of Thanksgiving break, so everyone was outside. I could hear a girl crying while talking on the phone saying "omg, there's a kid with a fork stuck in his head". As I was hooked up to all sorts of machines in the ambulance, the asshole EMT was asking me all kinds of basic questions. When he pulled out the IV, apparently my heart rate went up since he said "are you afraid of needles?" I replied with a somewhat uncertain "not really... well, kinda." he then retorted "you do realize you have a fork stuck in your head, right?" I wanted to be a smartass back, but I figured I shouldn't to the brave soul keeping me alive. I then became the butt of all sorts of fork jokes around school, and was forever known as forkboy. I was apparently mentioned at the graduation senior year of that class, again as forkboy. Thank god I left that hell hole.
 
CptFKNplanet said:
My freshman year of high school I was a victim of a freak accident. A friend and I were throwing a metal dinner fork in the air trying to get it to stick in the ground. My friend threw it, and it somehow landed in my forehead. One prong only, between my skin and skull... it was only a flesh wound. When the paramedics came to take me to the hospital, I was wheeled out on a stretcher with my head wrapped in front of the entire school... the day of Thanksgiving break, so everyone was outside. I could hear a girl crying while talking on the phone saying "omg, there's a kid with a fork stuck in his head". As I was hooked up to all sorts of machines in the ambulance, the asshole EMT was asking me all kinds of basic questions. When he pulled out the IV, apparently my heart rate went up since he said "are you afraid of needles?" I replied with a somewhat uncertain "not really... well, kinda." he then retorted "you do realize you have a fork stuck in your head, right?" I wanted to be a smartass back, but I figured I shouldn't to the brave soul keeping me alive. I then became the butt of all sorts of fork jokes around school, and was forever known as forkboy. I was apparently mentioned at the graduation senior year of that class, again as forkboy. Thank god I left that hell hole.
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That's crazy...
 
Today is off to a rough start.
I brewed a fresh pot of coffee, poured myself a mugful and set it on my fender while putting my stuff in the Jeep.

Yep, bet your ass I left it on the fender and not only lost my coffee but the mug also.
 
This is great, I get to start shopping Craigslist for house stuff now!
Snowblower, badass lawn tractors, hopefully a free wood stove, giant welder, giant compressor.

Aww YISS!
 
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71Avido said:
Today is off to a rough start.
I brewed a fresh pot of coffee, poured myself a mugful and set it on my fender while putting my stuff in the Jeep.

Yep, bet your ass I left it on the fender and not only lost my coffee but the mug also.
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Ouch. Does that mean you went coffee-less or you made more?
 
71Avido said:
This is great, I get to start shopping Craigslist for house stuff now!
Snowblower, badass lawn tractors, hopefully a free wood stove, giant welder, giant compressor.

Aww YISS!
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Have everything but a badass lawn tractor. It's just a normal lawn mower. But I barely even touch it bc I'm highly allergic to poison oak/ivy and get it whenever I work outside :(.
 
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