ever gotten shit on?

I can't relate to it personally, but did have a friend who was fucking a girl in the ass and shit all over him. It was diareah at that. She was shit faced drunk and didn't know where she was much less what she did.
 
Isn't that gross? What is the sexual appeal abouty a girl taking a dump on you? I gag when I think about it. My girl takes some huge dumps. I would be covered.
 
Im happy all my experiences with women of this sort were all pleasurable. But after hearing your story mr. Purp. I think i'll be putting two holes instead of three this evening. If you know what i mean.
 
first post here but fuck it. Clean cut girl, wealthy mommy and daddy, goes to a big school, shes fine , and is prolly gonna make more money in the workplace than i ever fuking will.

found out that she really really loves gettin the anal beatdown, and im all fuking for it....felt damn privlaged really, cuz usually if i even hint that i want to take the old dirt trail as a shortcut home i get those stupid 'omg gross! never!' reactions, but this time the oppurtunity presented itself. Now, i was sittin around not doin shit all day prior to this incident....so i was smokin all fuking day....couple pinner blunts and atleast 6-8 gravs....non blullshit weed, so im high and acting like it, all weird and whatnot and it just made it worse when i have to see a shitload of people that ive never seen in my life...mostly the gay frat boy kind that love just showing u how cool they are and how much swagger they have when their with their friends. I had to go around the circle and touch everyones hand and talk for a little bit, i played it as cool as i could at the time. They were being nice and whatnot but i was just getting a weird vibe...fukin head full of dope. u know.

anyway, skip to the purpose......what a fukin skank, i mean im enjoying myself and she definatley is. Idk what it is about getting handled and having a guy get WAIST DEEP in ur ass....but whatever blows ur skirt up i guess. Im getting a weird muscle cramp in my calfs and its just getting worse from the situation its in so i switch it up and now im on my back....she starts gettin at it all alone so i put my head back and just chill for a minute after a minute i get involved, its teamwork now.......whaddya know?

shit......yes shit, everywhere. All the fuck over me and my pelvic region, and a good bid on the bed....which had no sheets for sum reason. This bitch ups and runs out of the room, and im like WTF.....like she left the room we were in(no goddamned bathroom in our room) i swiflty realize this and fukin run right after her.....wow, hopin nobody sees this cuz that would fuk my week up. Luckily noone did, i heard a few ppl downstairs but i scanned the premises and splinter cell'd my way to her whereabouts.

Anyway, she gets to this bathroom in the hallway and shuts the door behind her....MEGA WTF....ya, cool.... bitch just leave me out here so ur frinds that i dont know can see my shit covered self....im poundin on the door yellin to let me the fuk in, and she eventually does and things go smoothly in the shower but afterward it was the weirdest thing ever.....didnt even apologize, really not even talking much. wow. That was the most bizarre shit ive had happen to me in a minute....plz tell me sum of u can relate....this happens to alot of ppl right? prolly not but if it has pleez share.

LOL holy shit im in tears..

dude you should have your own storytelling forum here. that was goddamn hilarious

thankfully thats never happened to me, but it sounds like the kind of luck i have.

i have awaken to a torso covered in period blood at a complete strangers house, right along with some redwings on my face. fucked my world all up. i though id been shot point blank in the middle of the night lol..

-b
 
holy fuk..... id have to see a psychologist after something like that!

thats rough bro, lmao @ redwings on the face.......find me a company that makes medals and i will design one and send it to u, much deserved.
 
had to do it with this avatar while its still up.


if i was chuck norris , i wouldnt have gotten shit on.......the shit would have gotten chuck norrised.
 
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