I some help

[Khyron]

I need some good pick up lines. Help a bro out

 

[Khyron]

I'm in a contest and the guy with the best pick up line wins a dinner date this hot girl I know. I don't care for the hottie I just want some FREE FOOD.

 

[fullypaully]

l fuck on the first date

 

[rookie03]

nice shoes, wanna fuck? i always laugh when i hear that one for some reason.

 

[Lookinthick]

I'm hard right now and I want you badly.....

Always works on the ladies, hasin't failed me yet

 

[Khyron]

These are all good but the line was to be some what ORIGINAL.

 

[Khyron]

I like this one but its not original

I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic

 

[Goat Ass]

These are all good but the line was to be some what ORIGINAL.

"Hi"

 

[Jimmykick]

Haven't I seen you here before?

 

[AngryMuscles]

walk up to her..stare at her then say: I've been looking at you the whole night...and I want to tear you apart.

then give her a quick punch, knock her out, carry her out of the bar or wherever that place is, bring her to your place, take pics, vids and post it here.

PROFIT!!

 

[Jimmykick]

or not

 

[Insane_Man]

"did you cut one? Oh no, that was me"

 

[toodles]

"did you cut one? Oh no, that was me"

funny

 

[8lola8]

"did you cut one? Oh no, that was me"

good one
IMO when a guy hits on a gal main thing that counts is confidence, cos if your not confidant in yourself then i am not going to be and i would not want to hit that!

 

[Khyron]

http://linesthataregood.com/lame.html

I couldn't stop laughinh at these

 

[fullypaully]

l once beated someone to death with my penis

 

[bcd]

Did you invite all these people cause I thought we were gonna be alone?
"tucker max"

How'd you like a shot at the title?

 

[fullypaully]

you know how they say you are what you eat? well tomorrow im hoping you'll be my dick.

 

[carvin77]