I thought it was due time :D

TonySuicideKing

TonySuicideKing

The 'Ology Man Whore
Well boys, I finally broke down. Since I can barely lift weights with my upper body, (which totally sucks dick), I decided to start getting a jump start on my tan. THATS RIGHT this bleach mofo is going to be a sexy tan beast soon. Did 2 sessions already on some pretty intense beds, and the tan has begun! :bigok:
 
And this will do what???????

white skin and tanning bed = freckles

If you wish to increase your sex appeal get an orange vest and a construction hat.
It drives the womenz crazy.
 
i agree with PB, you need a muscle suit or something.

White Italian with a red-tan, with cute little birdie tattoos on his hips and no muscles = gay.

White Italian with no tan, with cute little birdie tattoos on his hips yet has jacked muscles = still gay but so much less than the former. :D
 
RJ said:
i agree with PB, you need a muscle suit or something.

White Italian with a red-tan, with cute little birdie tattoos on his hips and no muscles = gay.
Richard Simmons Gay
White Italian with no tan, with cute little birdie tattoos on his hips yet has jacked muscles = still gay but so much less than the former. :D
Ricky Martin Gay
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Orange vest and construction hat---well at least its a step in the right direction

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But nothing screams PACK MY FUDGE better than this picture


Given the choice, I think even Fairy Cake would take the blue waffle.

PS you're out of toilet paper
 
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pickle bunny said:
But nothing screams PACK MY FUDGE better than this picture

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Given the choice, I think even Fairy Cake would take the blue waffle.

PS you're out of toilet paper
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Ha ha LOL - Nice observation with the toilet paper PB - he's ok - there's plenty of Q-tips :D

Sorry Tony - I think you walked into this one! :)
 
HAHAHAHA! if you didnt notice pickle... theres toilet paper on the sink!!!! LMFAO

worst comes to worst... STRIDEX!!!! for that deep down tingly clean feeling
 
just wondering did you use the little eye protection goggles and did you go with the playboy bunny belly sticker or the palm tree?

lol...just busting you balls man. I just went tanning the other day too. The ladies love us dark deigo boys.
 
one time i went tanning and used that hot tingle shit. has like cyanne pepper seed oil or some shit in it. then later was fuckin my girl, and she starts screaming WTF my pussy is on fire. STOP. I laughed my ass off at her.
 
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! dude, I ate a ghost chili before, an forgot i had the juices on my hands, went to piss... burnt the fuck out of me. I was screaming like a girl at my buddies parents house. Funniest shit ever to hear a guy scream "My dick is on fire"

Got all washed an shit, went home to the lady, and I guess it wasnt washed off good enough, she started crying an screaming an running all around. saying her vaj was on fire. I told her to put milk on it... SHE ACTUALLY DID IT hahahahaha
 
LMFAO that shit is too funny. put milk on it hahahahahah. where the hell did you come up with that one? I would have said blue cheese maybe?
 
don't think I need it. I'm Italian. I can tan once a week and then people start speaking Spanish to me cause they think im Guatemalan or some shit. Yeah man I tan up real nice, never had a sunburn in my life.
 
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