I'm giving away 2 free bottles (adderllin or acnetame)

[lartinos]

One bottle of either one to two people. So two total bottles are up for grabs.
Just tell me a funny joke. The two funniest jokes win one. If the jokes are all lame I'll just pick out of whoever posted one up. It's worth a try...

 

[THE-DET-OAK]

My wife and I were watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And then the fight started....

 

[lartinos]

My wife and I were watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And then the fight started....

lol, I like that one.

 

[WolfsLair]

Are you as sick as me?

Jim goes to a doctor he has known for years and gets an exam. The doc finishes and says, "Jim nothing is wrong physically but I can tell something is on your mind. So, why did you really come to see me?". Jim tells the doc, "I was embarrassed to ask but my daughter needs some birth control." The doctor says, "you mean little Cindy is sexually active, she is only 12 years old?" Jim says, " well not really doc, she kinda just lays there like the old lady does."

 

[hardpr]

i went past burger king the other day. i saw a fat ass lady wearin a mickey mouse shirt. i mean she was so fat! mickey had diabetes!!!

 

[lartinos]

Lol!!!

 

[lartinos]

Come on guys only a couple days left.
Monday I'll announce the winners.

 

[WolfsLair]

A guy is shit faced in a bar and its last call. He don't want to go home alone but the only girl left is dog ugly. He says what the heck and takes her home. When they finish fucking, the girl will not stop holding his cock and staring at it. The guy says, "wow you really like my dick eh?". The girl says, " no I just miss mine so much."

 

[TonySuicideKing]

My wife and I were watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And then the fight started....

LMFAO!!!!!! nice

 

[TonySuicideKing]

so a man an his wife just had there 2nd kid right after eachother. after a romantic night alone and the children were asleep they decide to have sex. there going at it like no other. the wife wanted to try something new, so she quick turns on the light. when she did this she was shocked to see her husband was wearing a strap-on. she screams "wtf is this", the man says "i havent been able to get it up for quite some time", the wife says "how long has this been going on for, i would like an explanation" the husband comes back with "ill explain the strap-on, if you can explain the kids"

 

[TonySuicideKing]

haha since i seen the sex story. ill give mine.

my gf at the time was sleeping and i was wide awake an horny. so i started poking her with my junk. she started to wave her hands at me saying "noooo im too tired", i then proceeded by saying "i dont need you to be awake to get done what i want". she then said "whatever, just dont wake me up", now with this being said... i decided to be funny an ram it in her ass. NOW let me tell you hahaha. she woke up right away swung hard an busted open my nose. ended up with blue balls, and a busted nose... but in the end... having that moment underneath your belt... PRICELESS

 

[lartinos]

I see some I like already. End of day tomorrow I'll pick the winner!

 

[lartinos]

annoucing the winner later today. Throw one up if you want as it won't be too late!!!!

 

[lartinos]

The winner are det-oak and suicide king because of his story as well, lol.
Pm me guys. These and many more supps are available at NTBM.
Thanks for playing!

 

[TonySuicideKing]

The winner are det-oak and suicide king because of his story as well, lol.
Pm me guys. These and many more supps are available at NTBM.
Thanks for playing!

WOOOT! thanks. i tried sending a pm, idk if it worked. its not showing anything in my sent folder or anything. Thought i would message you this way also, just in case.

 

[THE-DET-OAK]

awesome my man thanks!

 

[lartinos]

Congrats to the winners! They both chose adderllin.
Remember it is 25% off all NTBM products until 9/24

 

[Conrad415]

Adderlin is some great stuff! They will enjoy it a lot.

 

[Island_Girl]

A...I missed this one. Maybe next time.

 

[lartinos]

I have to do this again.