Its the humor that shows us how dreams can become reality

[CHIP WADOWSKI]

Although I am known throughout this forum for being a bit of a "WILD CARD" and always keeping you guys wondering what is going to come out of my mouth next, it's the humorous shit that I always find to be the most positive and take the most seriously. Let me explain:

Because none of you are in the position that I am, it would be impossible for you to know how many countless bro's out here have made that first phone call to Chip Wadowski and MAXIMUS HRT, in hopes that you, too, can turn into one of the load blowing, swollen sacked, Porn-O-Lympians with a piece of petrified wood for a COCK! You guys all read this crazy shit and laugh about it, as do I, but what you don't know is that in most cases.... its either the guy who posted right ABOVE you or right BELOW you, that spent part of their initial consult on the phone with me, nearly in, or in many cases, IN tears. Telling me how their life has fallen apart. How they just can't fuck anymore. How they are afraid that their wife is cheating on them or soon will, or that they fear she will file for divorce do to a lack of communication, patience, or sexual desire. Do you have any idea how many bro's have said, "Chip, do you really think you can help me fix my LIFE before its too late"? You'd be absolutely AMAZED at the questions pertaining to peoples lives that I am asked. And I'm always confident that I'll be able to pull them from the fire... CAUSE THATS WHAT I DO. I HELP. I CHANGE. I FIX. AND I CARE.

Fast-Forward... 2, 3, 4, 6 months etc.,.....

Some guy starts a thread about rattling the screws loose from centerpiece of his wifey's "pelvic contraption", also know as a PUSSY, and then he starts making jokes about gluing her eyes shut with a monster load as she is begging him for mercy from the COCK that was a soggy noodle hanging around a shriveled sack with FROG NUTS in it a couple months prior, yet now, he has the confidence to let it rip out in the open forum..... and low and behold, one after another, more and more of my followers fall into the thread all posting up the same stories (but with different partners, THANK GOD)! All talking, LAUGHING, AND JOKING about the very thing that many of they were in tears, CRYING about, not long before. I'VE CRIED THOSE TEARS. ONLY DIFFERENCE IS, I HAD TO CRY THEM TO MYSELF. AND I VOWED THAT ONCE I GOT MY LIFE ON TRACK, THAT NO ONE THAT EVER NEEDED MY HELP WOULD HAVE TO CRY THOSE TEARS ALONE, AGAIN. AND EVEN MORE THAN THAT, AFTER WORKING WITH ME.... YOU WOULD NEVER CRY THEM AGAIN, PERIOD!

So, when I say that, "ITS THE HUMOR THAT SHOWS US HOW DREAMS CAN BECOME REALITY", I mean EXACTLY THAT.

It is the humor that you are NOW able to find in yourself that shows you just how REAL your dreams HAVE BECOME!

CONGRATULATIONS TO THE NEW YOU! THANK YOU FOR JOINING "TEAM MAXIMUS HRT".

 

[JOWS6]

Very inspirational for me to read Chip. I do question the people posting above and below me wondering, "Can I become like that too?" After reading a few of RJ's posts I envision a person who immediately after being born and cut from the umbilical cord, began screwing the nurses in a 25 foot radius.

I'll open up, I have a hot girlfriend and sex for the longest was great. Fast-forward to today and the last time we had sex was the 1st of January and before that I couldn't tell ya. Physically, I feel drained and exhausted. For the most part, I can function cognitively with only a few days here and there where I have some "fog". I've also noticed that I am losing interest in things much more frequently.

Thanks for posting threads like these to keep my hopes up.

 

[MoparMuscle]

After living, lifting, fucckingg and functioning at work (i have an Iron will so i got by but felt tired with a low interest level in everything including my hot ass wife) for years day-to-day with ever lower test levels (last was 172) I can't wait to jump on HRT. Just got my shipment notice, thanks Chip.

 

[WJones]

Wow Chip, dude, have you ever told a lie in your life? I find it hard to believe if you ever have. You couldn't be more correct with that post. It's so much more than having a working dick now though. Of course, that is welcomed and probably the most fun part of it. It helped my marriage so much by reverting me from a whiny, cry baby, little girl who got upset over the dumbest shit, back into the person I was previously. Besides from the physical help it's given me, it's just as much emotional.

This mental assistance as I like to think of it keeps me from being an anti social, uninterested in anything, annoying person. It's helped communication, which is the key to any good marriage, or any good relationship for that matter. We know TRT/HRT therapy will get your dick going, which of course we want. But I'm not sure people are aware of just how much it will help with your mental aspect. Your brain is no longer cloudy, you don't second guess yourself. Your self confidence is back, or in short, you are, well, YOU, again.