Most hypocritical comic ever?

[FlyMolo]

I guess only Cap is allowed to take drugs... everybody else can screw off.

 

[2jz_calgary]

Haha how constitutional.

 

[joliver]

That is why I started taking steroids, putting my fingers into electrical sockets, and running around with a trash can lid. I was doomed to be a criminal....its not my fault.

 

[halfwit]

That is why I started taking steroids, putting my fingers into electrical sockets, and running around with a trash can lid. I was doomed to be a criminal....its not my fault.

Certainly beats the alternative:

Painting your skin green, chilling out while being bombarded with gamma rays and ROID RAGING to save people.

 

[joliver]

Certainly beats the alternative:

Painting your skin green, chilling out while being bombarded with gamma rays and ROID RAGING to save people.

LOL! I usually ate the paint and glue. You dont get to be the village idiot by reading directions....

Funny story regarding radiation: My father was an otolaryngologist...to make ends meet (think--Oliver Twist) I volunteered to clean his office with my brother. We must have blasted each other with a thousand xrays. We would run the plates through the developer and look at the films and devil laugh our asses off. Something tells me that the last laugh hasn't been had regarding that story....

 

[halfwit]

LOL! I usually ate the paint and glue. You dont get to be the village idiot by reading directions....

Funny story regarding radiation: My father was an otolaryngologist...to make ends meet (think--Oliver Twist) I volunteered to clean his office with my brother. We must have blasted each other with a thousand xrays. We would run the plates through the developer and look at the films and devil laugh our asses off. Something tells me that the last laugh hasn't been had regarding that story....

Bahahaha. Man, never a dull moment with you sir. Hopefully nothing serious comes from that, but it is entertaining to think of kids blasting each other with x-rays for fun. On the flip side, you're likely only cutting out those final years - which come on, who wants to have those pants-pissing, chin-drooling, Alzheimer moments anyway?

 

[joliver]

Bahahaha. Man, never a dull moment with you sir. Hopefully nothing serious comes from that, but it is entertaining to think of kids blasting each other with x-rays for fun. On the flip side, you're likely only cutting out those final years - which come on, who wants to have those pants-pissing, chin-drooling, Alzheimer moments anyway?

Uh....yeah...kids...right...um...they do the damnedest things right?!?! Because no way adults would...never mind...its not important.

LOL! Halfwit, that is a glass-half-full way to think about it! I sure hope i didn't cut those pesky last few "being able to see" years. HA HA! We used to swallow change and paper clips....wow. I think about it now and I am floored that my son doesn't have three eyes or some other god awful mutation.

 

[2jz_calgary]

Why do all the kids on that cover look like trolls? Perhaps they are crackheads and cap'n is the dealer.

 

[halfwit]

Uh....yeah...kids...right...um...they do the damnedest things right?!?! Because no way adults would...never mind...its not important.

LOL! Halfwit, that is a glass-half-full way to think about it! I sure hope i didn't cut those pesky last few "being able to see" years. HA HA! We used to swallow change and paper clips....wow. I think about it now and I am floored that my son doesn't have three eyes or some other god awful mutation.

Oh man, tell me about it. While disappointed I didn't have a son, I was VERY grateful that she indeed had 10 fingers and 10 toes. The stuff we do in our youth LOL. I can somewhat empathize with the eating of change as I would eat small rocks once I heard chickens ate stones to help them digest food. It was FOR SCIENCE!

Why do all the kids on that cover look like trolls? Perhaps they are crackheads and cap'n is the dealer.

Nahhhh, that's just the ROID RAGE and REEFER MADNESS! Captain America only deals crack and meth, which clearly aren't responsible for such looks.

 

[joliver]

Oh man, tell me about it. While disappointed I didn't have a son, I was VERY grateful that she indeed had 10 fingers and 10 toes. The stuff we do in our youth LOL. I can somewhat empathize with the eating of change as I would eat small rocks once I heard chickens ate stones to help them digest food. It was FOR SCIENCE!

That is a good reason. Some do it for the nookie....others do it for the science. There is a future in one of those...LOL