Newbie help needed please!

[waterboy1]

Hi

I'm new to all these Anabolic steroids and HGH but I would really like to get some to bulk etc but the problem is I am joining the fire brigade and have my medical in 3 weeks time and need something that won't show up in a medical. I can't just wait until after the test as they can randomly drug test you and you have atleast 1 every year.

So my questions are:-

1. What are the best drugs that will not show up in a drugs test?
2. What is the best drug that has the least side effects?
3. What are all the possible side effects are do they really shrivle your balls?
4. What's best HGH or steroids?

Thanks

Joe

 

[Vino 1]

Hi

I'm new to all these Anabolic steroids and HGH but I would really like to get some to bulk etc but the problem is I am joining the fire brigade and have my medical in 3 weeks time and need something that won't show up in a medical. I can't just wait until after the test as they can randomly drug test you and you have atleast 1 every year.

So my questions are:-

1. What are the best drugs that will not show up in a drugs test?
2. What is the best drug that has the least side effects?
3. What are all the possible side effects are do they really shrivle your balls?
4. What's best HGH or steroids?

Thanks

Joe

3 weeks isn't long enough for anything to be beneficial. I would suggest reading the stickys on the forum page. All of them. They have a lot of good info

 

[waterboy1]

3 weeks isn't long enough for anything to be beneficial. I would suggest reading the stickys on the forum page. All of them. They have a lot of good info

What I mean is if I started taking something next week would it should up by the 26th April? Also if they device to drug test me say in 3 months time and I start a cycle next week would anything show up?

 

[Vino 1]

What I mean is if I started taking something next week would it should up by the 26th April? Also if they device to drug test me say in 3 months time and I start a cycle next week would anything show up?

Well for a complete cycle your looking at running it for 12 weeks. So yes if they're testing for AAS it would show

 

[jkr2020788]

I would find out what kind of drugs they test for. My job (ER nurse) tests for THC, cocaine, PCP, amphetamines, opiates, benzodiazapines, and methadone.

 

[jkr2020788]

to my knowledge standard job drug screens dont test for steroids.

 

[waterboy1]

Hmmm perhaps I'll ask the officer in charge what they test for maybe he will know.

Could anyone recommend the best hgh or drug for body building?

Also does hgh raise testosterone?

 

[Gearedup26]

First off don't ask what they test for that's just a red flag in his eyes and 2nd fire and police recruits are staring to be tested directly for steroids in some states something to look into

 

[inclue]

3 weeks isn't long enough for anything to be beneficial. I would suggest reading the stickys on the forum page. All of them. They have a lot of good info

x2 You'll find all the answers to your questions and much more info that is just as vital. It's not something to jump into light heartedly or rushed.

 

[tbonexl]

Try food... Lots of it... That shouldn't show up on a drug test... U need more education on the subject before u even think of doing any gear...

 

[ronrr]

Try food... Lots of it... That shouldn't show up on a drug test... U need more education on the subject before u even think of doing any gear...

lmao liking this guy

 

[halfwit]

Just in case the answer being food isn't good enough, as you can see - 3 weeks isn't nearly enough time to clear AAS out of your system. Unless you want to start off with test suspension... (you don't)

Detection times for AAS


Boldenone Undecyclenate 4-5 months
Clen 4-5 Days
Ephedrin 6-10 Days
Halo 2 months
Proviron 5 weeks
D-Bol 5 weeks
Methamphetamin 6-10 Days
Primo Depot 4-5 weeks
Deca 18 months
Nandrolon Phenylprop 12 months
Anavar 3 weeks
Anadrol 2 months
Winny oral 3 weeks
Winny inj 2 months
Test cyp 3 months
Test enat 3 months
Sustanon 3 months
Test Prop 2-3 weeks
Andriol 1 week
Tremolon Acet 4-5 weeks
Test supspenison No metabolites. t/e should
be back to normal in days.

Factors which influence the detection times
Metabolism
Fluid intake
Tolerance to the drug
Frequency of intake
Duration of intake
Body fat
Potency of drug
Dosage

http://www.steroidology.com/forum/a...as-drug-test-clearance-times.html#post1221307