Pre Booty Call Agreement

Rolmack

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Subject: FILL OUT, PRINT IT, SIGN IT AND RETURN IT
Body: PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT

This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the ____day of _____, 2004, by____________, between___________and__________.

THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:

1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.

2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.

3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about.

4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed.

5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask.

6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.

7. All gifts accepted - money is always good.

8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged.

9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business.

10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just fuck buddies.

11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.

12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.

13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up, get dressed, and go the fuck home.

14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care.

15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.

16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend."

17. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is less eye contact the better.

18. NO condoms, NO fucking. Carry your ass home.

19. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store.

20. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass.

21. If going to a hotel room, we either split the cost, or alternate who's paying....you pay this time, I pay next.

22. Don't bring any of your friends with you, unless they're gonna join the party.

* EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS:

The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement (and that would be ME!). If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list. In otherwords, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules.

Participating Party

Signature_____________

Date: ______________

Participating Party

Signature_____________

Date: ______________
 
Rolmack said:
1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.


That's the one I dissagree with. Who else is gonna cook breakfast and change the sheets?
 
Rolmack said:
Hey you guys are right about the breakfast thing good point,,,,,,Hey whats up Dieselman
SUP ROLMACK ! GOT 10 COPIES OF THE BOOTY CALL... GOTTA HAND THEM OUT ACCORDINGLY !
 
I should print these out as well...just hope that it doesn't piss 'em off to a point where the don't even want to do it....that would suck...but oh well...I'll find more!
 
NarutoRamen said:
I should print these out as well...just hope that it doesn't piss 'em off to a point where the don't even want to do it....that would suck...but oh well...I'll find more!

Let me know if you dont get slapped
 
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