Shopping for cloaths while bullking on steroids......

Mad- scientist

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Well I went shopping today and holly fuck is it hard to find a pair of jeans that I can move in. Or a shirt that fits me. It's like the dimensions of my body are so opposite of the normal person's I'm almost fucked when it comes to finding a pair of jeans. Lol I have to buy gangster pants for my quads to fit in them. And it looks bad because I have small calfs genetically so It just looks baggy as hell at the bottom. I had to get 38 width 30 length for my fucking legs to fit in the jeans. I tried smaller but I couldn't fit a wallet in my jeans.

Lol you might be wondering at this point what am I reading and why? Well I simply have to ask you guy's do you ever go shopping while bulking on steroids. And is it weird once you come off of them or don't come off of them but diet down. Lol did I just buy a entire wardrobe that will only fit while I am on gear? And is this a good excuse for blasting and cruising finally ha ha ha im kidding about that last question.

P.s. I need to stop looking at pro's and top NPC guys and comparing myself to them. Because it is slightly eye opening to go to the store and look in the fitting room mirror and realize "what the fuck when did I get so huge". Lol a lot of us never give our self's prop's because we just look at youtube video's of Ronnie coleman. It's good to some time's stop and smell the flowers and realize your turning into a mass monster.
 
What I want to know is where do 90s bodybuilders get those clown/pirate pants? Those are so cool. But yea I like baggy shirts so it's not problem for me. Don't really like people noticing my figure and drawing attention to myself in everyday outings so I try to hide it as much as I can.
 
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I can only do about 10 to 15 minutes at the stores. If I find something that works, I buy more of it online.
 
18-19 after high school 180-190 Large t shirt
20-22 190-205 x large t shirt
22-23 220-225 xxlarge T shirt

Problem is I'm tall and try only make shirts wider and not longer fucking fat people
 
What I want to know is where do 90s bodybuilders get those clown/pirate pants? Those are so cool. But yea I like baggy shirts so it's not problem for me. Don't really like people noticing my figure and drawing attention to myself in everyday outings so I try to hide it as much as I can.

Hammer pants bro. Defined a badASS generation.
 
I would really dig those in the gym, I just have no idea where to get them :crying:

I guarantee you can find them on Ebay thru China. If not there, I'm sure Jean Claude Van Damme has his own designer line up to choose from. Slightly more pricey, but well worth the satisfaction of knowing you're the BADDEST mofo on the fuckin planet. :)
 
I feel your pain, at 5'5 200lbs nothing fits me properly anymore. Even a simple t has to be a xl but with my short arms the sleeves come down to my elbows. Have to do the baggy pants look as well with a waist 30-32 good luck getting my quads in them. When I do find something that fits right I usually buy a half dozen pairs. Try hotbodz.com they have a pretty good selection of lifter friendly clothes.
 
5'5 200!? Holy shit throw 80lb on my girlfriend and that's you lol. I think short buff guys are cute.
 
I'm considering just walking around in underwear and a cape like a spartan.

There's a whole group of guys already doing that, watch out for them......they're the same ones that ask you if you need a spot while doing bent rows......lol.
 
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