The Add On Story

[pickle bunny]

It was late in the afternoon and Pinga was serious about getting deads in before 5:00pm.

 

[jimbo79]

It was late in the afternoon and Pinga was serious about getting deads in before 5:00pm. Wearing a pair of paisley espadrills and blue denium dazzy duks he got chalked up and wrapped in for set number three. Pinga positioned over the bar, back straight, head up and ass out and then.....

And then made a mad dash to the shitter, as he forget to clinch the cheeks during the lift.

Having shit his drawers, he trashed his undies and shorts!..Now Pinga stands half naked in the gym washroom wondering what to do, so he...

 

[snigg]

And then made a mad dash to the shitter, as he forget to clinch the cheeks during the lift.

Having shit his drawers, he trashed his undies and shorts!..Now Pinga stands half naked in the gym washroom wondering what to do, so he...

decides to have a pose off with snigg. Not surprisingly, Mrs. Pinga declares snigg the winner of the pose off. Snigg then proceeds to out-bench RJ, and heads towards the exit with RJ's wife following closely behind. Upon exiting the gym...

 

[Mr P]

Meanwhile I was in the washroom handwashing my shorts & undies & in comes RJ, crying like a little girl, sees the size of my unit and says to me "How the hell does a short guy like you have such a big dick"?, I say "That's exactly what you wife told me last night " RJ runs out of the gym and then ....

 

[jimbo79]

Meanwhile I was in the washroom handwashing my shorts & undies & in comes RJ, crying like a little girl, sees the size of my unit and says to me "How the hell does a short guy like you have such a big dick"?, I say "That's exactly what you wife told me last night " RJ runs out of the gym and then ....

And then quickly runs back in to get a second glance at Pingas unit!

Again Rj bolts for the door crying..Pinga looks back at Rj, his salmon colored skirt catches breeze...and shows pingas name tattoed on his ass.."is that a fn tampon string pinga yells out...

 

[LANDSCAPE1]

Meanwhile, back in the locker room... Landscape emerges from the sauna(wondering what the hell all the fuss is about) w two hot-ass fitness chicks on his side... proceeds to the hot tub, in nothing but a towel(a pronounced buldge underneath) and flipflops on while the rest of the members glance over, and think to themselves "who is that guy".. "is he famous or something"

 

[3J]

and 3J comes to RJs rescue.. comforting him.. he tells him that he is beautiful.. and the size of his penis does not affect the prettiness of his mouth... with that 3J pushes RJ's head between his crotch.. and does so in a back and forth manner...

 

[snigg]

RJ protests 3J pulling on his ears but over the years RJ has learned to supress the pain, even embrace it.
Pinga sensing RJ is in iminent peril begins to run from his house in his gray underware. They are still slightly wet and smell a little like poo.
Pinga, sporting a raging hard on, sparks Both RJ and 3J to simultaniously say "what the fuck!! and they start running in the opposite direction. 12 steps into their dead sprint a police car pulls directly into their pathway and both men fall headlong over the hood. Holding his ears in pain RJ looks up at the driver getting out of the cruiser. Pinga is still running full tilt towards the melee, his schlon 2 feet ahead of him.
The officer gets out slowly. He's a big boy and easily blots out the sun. 3J squeels Ohhh Shittttt its ARNOLD !!!! But its to late. Arnold has 3J by the ankle. The officer has a vice like grip on 3Js ankle and drags him around like a rag doll. The Terminator stops and looks down and to the right. Arnold does a double take on RJ's ears not comprehending why they are beet red. Pinga arrives just in time and....

plants a pipe bomb in arnolds asshole and blows him up.

meanwhile, inside the posing room at the gym snigg is practicing the mandatories while Mrs. Pinga and RJ's wife watch in amazement. In walks landscape with his two fitness hotties at his side, just as snigg decides to hit a back double bi. Upon seeing this, the fitness hotties quickly sit down next to Mrs. Pinga and RJ's wife and start to gossip about how much of a man snigg is and how his physique is unparallelled. Then....

 

[LANDSCAPE1]

As the two fitness girls patiently await Mr/Landscapes arrival... they actual entertain Snigg w positive influence, a trait they learned from Mr. Landscape himself...See, when walking back from the hot tub, managment ask for a moment w Mr. landscape. So, he tells the girls to go on ahead and wait for "shower-time"... Managment's compliment Landscape on the buldge under his towel, and informs him that a "member" informed them that there was some PDF going on in the hot tub facilities... They state that they enjoy Mr Landscape's company in the gym(he's always such a pleasure to have around), and don't believe it for a minute. They just wanted to bring it to his attention.... When asked whom complained, they point in the direction of a young female, whom seems shy... strikingly beautiful, and is pouting because she is alllllways overlooked when it comes to hot tub time. Mr landscape's doesnt like to see this happen, so he walks over to the young lady and-