pickle bunny
The Ring Bearer
How do you know when a hillbilly woman is on the rag?................Shes only wearing one sock.
What does it mean when a hooker has a runny nose? ................ SHES FULL
Why did the woman have two black eyes?...............Bitch should listen the first time.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?.................Acne doesn't come on your face until you're about fifteen.
What would you call Michael Jackson if he slept with another 20 or 30 young boys?...............Monsigneur.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile.
I told her that's a pretty big word for a 12 year old.
Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
So it doesn't explode when you f*** it.
My wife came home while I was watching the Jets game and asked, "What's on TV?"
I just smiled and said, "Dust, bitch!"
How can you tell if your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes keep piling up!
how do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? nail it's other hand to the floor.
Why do women have arms?
It would take forever to lick a bathroom clean!
What's the difference between a woman and a fridge?
The fridge doesn't queef when you pull your meat out.
When's the only time it's cool to spit in an Italian girls face?
When her mustache is on fire
How do you get an Sunni girl pregnant?
C*m in her shoes and let the flies do the rest
how did helen kellers parents punish her when she was bad
They left the plunger in the toilet
Why did helen keller need two hands to masturdabte?
One to the the deed and the other to moan with
In Africa why do they boil water when a woman is going to have a baby? so if it dies they can make soup
What does it mean when a hooker has a runny nose? ................ SHES FULL
Why did the woman have two black eyes?...............Bitch should listen the first time.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?.................Acne doesn't come on your face until you're about fifteen.
What would you call Michael Jackson if he slept with another 20 or 30 young boys?...............Monsigneur.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile.
I told her that's a pretty big word for a 12 year old.
Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
So it doesn't explode when you f*** it.
My wife came home while I was watching the Jets game and asked, "What's on TV?"
I just smiled and said, "Dust, bitch!"
How can you tell if your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes keep piling up!
how do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? nail it's other hand to the floor.
Why do women have arms?
It would take forever to lick a bathroom clean!
What's the difference between a woman and a fridge?
The fridge doesn't queef when you pull your meat out.
When's the only time it's cool to spit in an Italian girls face?
When her mustache is on fire
How do you get an Sunni girl pregnant?
C*m in her shoes and let the flies do the rest
how did helen kellers parents punish her when she was bad
They left the plunger in the toilet
Why did helen keller need two hands to masturdabte?
One to the the deed and the other to moan with
In Africa why do they boil water when a woman is going to have a baby? so if it dies they can make soup
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