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Toxic007

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Hey Guys... Our workplace is currently introducing hair Follicle Drug Screening Tests. It's going to be a 5 Panel Drug Test (THC, COC, OPI, PCP, AMP). Anybody on here have experience with providing these samples, while using any AAS, the post cycle therapy (pct) Drugs or even Clenbuterol or Ephedrine? I'm soon planning on running Sustanon and Dianabol... should I be worried at all? We're also doing on the spot piss test and oral swabs! Oh I live in Canada... and I don't use any of the dope listed in the 5 Panel Test! I have used Clen, Ephedrine and Test P in the past... and Clomid!

Anyway, I just want to make sure that I'm good to run the cycle even with this drug test coming into play! I think they're actuall sending our hair samples into the US for the testing, as no labs Canada can do it, for hair follicle only!

Any input is appreciated!
 
A standard 5 panel drug screen will not be testing for AAS or anti-E's the only thing I would avoid is the ephedrine for possible positive on AMP.

I have never heard of a company using a hair samples for the test.That type of testing is much more exspencive and I beleive the test can go as far back as 3 months.

You should be alright,I dont beleive you have anything to worry about.
 
How about the Clen guys? It was the ephedrine and the clen I worried about the most!

As for the expense... you bet! $150.00 for the test, plus the courier, and another $100 if you test Non_Negative... so an MRO (Medical Review Officer) can call you to discuss the results!

Thanks guys,... I work in an Open Pit Iorn Ore Mine... I'm a Operations Supervisor!

Much Thanks for the feedback guys!
 
Good thing about the testing is the hair follicle (which is a 3 month back screener) is only a screen for new employees. I'm already employed here... so I'd just be worried about the oral swab and the piss test! As those will be on the spot for currently employed persons!
 
How long ago was the clen?

I They have shampoo that claim they can detox the hair...IMO its B.S. so i wouldnt waste your money.
I think you'll be alright,there are many OTC meds that will give a false pos for AMP i.e. sudafed,nyQuil, and others so might want to read the labels and that also could be a excuse for a pos.
 
It was about 3 weeks ago that I last took Clen!

What's the half life on it... ? How long before no detection... i read 4-6 days roughly!
 
So... which are you, unemployed or steroid -free?

Either way thanks for the advice... but it doesn't help me on the drug test question... even though right, I wouldn't be asking if I wasn't at it! But I highly doubt that the majority of people on this site are unemployed.... or don't juice becasue of their employed! I'm not too worried about the steroids... its the Clen mostly, showing non-nagative results on the amphetamine test!

Thanks for the advice Drew... and heads up on the shampoo... it's all a scam! Shit don't work!
 
I did some research on the OTC meds giving a False Positive... there's tons... mostly sleeping and sinus meds... but I'm not sure if they'll fool an MRO into beliving the concentrations of the AMP's!

Thanks all the same!
 
Clen is not an amphetamine I don't know what your worried about. Just because its a stimulant doesnt mean its gonna show up as an amphetamine on a drug test. Losts of things are stimulants Caffine, nicotine, ect
 
Drug tests.. waste of fucking money for the company, but whatever.

the piss tests can be passed with the urine clear stuff, I have done it, thousands of people have done it.

any amphetamine will be out of your system in 3-5 days max, as will everything except pot.

a regular user has to stay clean for 8 weeks to pass a drug test.

ephedrine will show us as amphetimines sometimes.

The simple solution to the hair test is to shave your head, "my kid got lice, I had to shave my head"

Oral swab? you got me bro,
 
APPLE JUICE..U GOTTA BE KIDDING UR AN IDIOT!! no ur fine, if ur every worried load up on niacin lil redness and ichyness will occur but its normal, even drinking effordent denture cleaning water it cleans u out asap the first piss is dirtt and the second piss is always clean, im gagging just saying it but if ur desperate enough there u have it. i have alot of other tricks but these are good enough for any standard test, APPLE JUICE WTF! ur serious too thats the bad thing!
 
I'm an expert on cheating on a drug test! Do yourself a favor go to ebay and order the 5 panel test you get 20 tests for like $10.00! Or Google wizanator this is the greatest invention since sliced bread! I have also passed a pissed test with sure gel(go to Krogers). note that I have failed a test will taking niacin along with the other shit that you can get from GNC for $50. If its a hair sample shaving your head will not work they will only take it from your arm. Your body is full of hair. They do make a shampoo that will clean everything out but the problem with that is that it cleans everything out it will be like you are a dead man i.e protein levels etc. Only an IDIOT would use APPLE JUICE to attempt to pass a drug test the shit smells like apples duh! I use to work in HR so with that said we really could give a fuck about aas just the shit that gets you high (street drugs). Good Luck bro
 
Apple Juice is fucking brilliant. How come nobody ever thought of that ? Hey Aaron do you think Lemonade would work ?

LMAO
 
The apple jiuce... should I use store bought juice, or freshly squeezed apples? Christ man... I seriously hope you were laughin your ass off at yourself when you wrote that!

As for the Test... I asked a Clinical Phramacist last night about it. She tells me very similar to what you guys did! The Hair Shampoo, they will know that you tampered because it will strip your hair of everything... and they'll go for a sample somewhere else on the body! She says the clen shouldn't not be a worry for the AMP Test, as it's not an amphetamine! But if it's "UG" or black market as she put it, it may be dosed with an amphetamine, or something worse... so to becareful of that. All my shit was Geneza Pharm... so I'm not too worred about the mixtures being an issue!

She also suggested buying a home oral kit and piss kit... do it up and send it out for analysis! BUT I do thank everybody, except Aaron, for the advice!

As for Ephedrine... I know you can buy it in Canada (legit) in bottles of 8 mg tabs! If it does flag up as a negative for AMP... I should be able to just tell the MRO that I take ephedrine as a nasal decongestant right? And that should be legit for a False Positive Test Result on AMP right? Anyway, thanks again guys!

I gotta go buy a shit load of apples and a juicer! And by the way I'm sending out free piss samples to you all... don't worry, my compliments... and dont mind the apple pulp substance in them...LOL!
 
Toxic007 said:
It was about 3 weeks ago that I last took Clen!

What's the half life on it... ? How long before no detection... i read 4-6 days roughly!
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Any kind of Amphetamine is out of the system very very fast. Meth and others are out in a matter of days.

Your fine bro
 
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