Workplace Drug Tests

[AARONHARRISON]

Apple Juice is fucking brilliant. How come nobody ever thought of that ? Hey Aaron do you think Lemonade would work ?

LMAO

My pee sort of looks like apple juice. But it doesn't look like lemonade. If you think about it lemonade has the little fuzzy things. Obviously the boss would be suspicious of that.


I would just bring my wifes pee from home in a cup hidden in my pants. that way if someone is standing outside the stall door they would think its me peeing and it would look as real as possible.

 

[vitaminbol]

Any kind of Amphetamine is out of the system very very fast. Meth and others are out in a matter of days.

Your fine bro

clen is a b2 agonsist just like albuterol.

 

[juiceman2027]

My pee sort of looks like apple juice. But it doesn't look like lemonade. If you think about it lemonade has the little fuzzy things. Obviously the boss would be suspicious of that.


I would just bring my wifes pee from home in a cup hidden in my pants. that way if someone is standing outside the stall door they would think its me peeing and it would look as real as possible.

wifes pee?? know they they test warmth and they can tell ur gender...lemonade, just quit dude

 

[AARONHARRISON]

They can tell the gender from a pee test? HA. I guess I better not use my wifes or they might think I'm a tranny!!

 

[chevyon6s]

^^^^^^^this guy is on alot more than juice

 

[surfdog]

I just passed my drug tests, I was on test and dbol. been less then 2 months since my cycle if that helps

 

[BIGRK]

clen is a b2 agonsist just like albuterol.

yeah but albuterol has amphetamines in it bro.

Im not saying it is an Amphetamine but has phentamine in it which will give a piss test a false positive for Amphetamines.

Advil also does this

 

[taledog]

They can tell the gender from a pee test? HA. I guess I better not use my wifes or they might think I'm a tranny!!

they can if she is prego

 

[Jewced]

My pee sort of looks like apple juice. But it doesn't look like lemonade. If you think about it lemonade has the little fuzzy things. Obviously the boss would be suspicious of that.


I would just bring my wifes pee from home in a cup hidden in my pants. that way if someone is standing outside the stall door they would think its me peeing and it would look as real as possible.

Is this guy serious??

 

[Toxic007]

I read that at work, and seriously couldn't help but laugh aloud...

 

[TonySuicideKing]

are you people that fucking retarded? i cant believe i actually went back an read everything.

 

[Storm827]

Ooo.. I want a job at inco!