you might be a powrlifter IF

[DADAWG]

YOU MIGHT BE A POWERLIFTER IF

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you might be a powerlifter if...........
-if you sniff ammonia instead of cleaning with it.
-if it takes 5 seconds for your soul to re-enter your body after deadlifting
-if you cant count past 5 but can multiply by 45 in your head
-if you are known in your gym as"the guy that wears that funny looking shirt"
-if you have ever taken ephedrine with black coffee
-if you have ever paced back and forth in front of a loaded bar before a set to intimidate
the weight
-if you check squat depth by using the toilet
-if you add protein powder to your McDonalds milk shake while still at the counter
-if you call ephedrine "vitamin E"
-if more then 5 reps per set is considered cardio
-if your favorite shirt is made of polyester, denim, or canvas and opens in the back
-if asked,how much is your power bill, you respond $30-75 per event per contest
-if the greeting "good morning" makes your lower back and hamstrins sore
-if everyone asks you if that hurts your back on ME bench day
-if asked how much do you bench, you go into great detail explaining Raw,Equiped,Gym
and meet lifts in all the different weight catagories you have ever been in
-if the doctor asks for a blood sample and you show him your shins
-if you have ever wondered why college wrestlers wear powerlifting uniforms
-if you have ever wondered about the protein content of dog food
-if you think about your next meal while still eating one
-if you have baby powder,superglue,duct tape,chalk and ammonia in your gym bag
-if you dream about lifting in the masters division when you retire instead of golf or fishing
-if you show people you hardly know the cuts and bruises under your armpits and say
"now that shirt fits great"
-if your friend say during a meal"how are you going to ever be a superheavyweight when
you eat like a 308"
-if everyone else in the gym hates you, YOU KNOW YOU ARE A POWERLIFTER


COPIED FROM A POST ON NORTH GEORGIA BARBELL FORUM

 

[Blondie_Bombshell]

This is so funny, I just sent this to a few guys I know who powerlift. lol

 

[hellawaits77]

Most of them are pretty true.

I hope to someday put protein powder in my milkshake at Mickey D's!!!!

 

[maverick300]

OMFG !!! I just pissed my panties... LOL!! nice post DADAWG!

 

[GUnit37]

HAHA dude that was too great!!!!
...ESPECIALLY the meal one lol

 

[Vadar]

Most of them are pretty true.

I hope to someday put protein powder in my milkshake at Mickey D's!!!!

i do sometimes. When i do, the poor kid looks at me as if i'm fuckt in the head...but then again...their usually stick thin...so i usually look back at them as if their fuckt in the head


it's the weirdest thing, eating & thinking about the next meal lol

 

[cpjerk]

-if the doctor asks for a blood sample and you show him your shins

My favorite. I was an olypmic lifter but a lot of the same stuff. Good post

 

[linds]

I just pissed my panties... LOL!! nice post DADAWG!

 

[feelnopain]

if you cant count past 5 but can multiply by 45 in your head

 

[Mudge]

I like the armpit one, that is true. Multiplying by 45! hahaha

 

[DADAWG]

I like the armpit one, that is true. Multiplying by 45! hahaha

some of us lift in tank tops when not useing shirts/suits and the bruises from the shifts really show up in a tank. people cant figure out how we all have those crazy blue/purple bruises and why we all have them in the same places lol.