AAS myths gym-bro science
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oldmusclemike
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I am going to use Mast for my AI.
Winstrol will make me lean.
Winstrol will make me lean.
Water on Face
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some guys on gym runs 400 450 mg a week cruise and tells me that 400 mg is not bad for heart. lmao those guys.
halfwit
I like turtles.
Gosh, I've seen some doozies over the years. Hmm, some of the ones off the top of my head:
I don't need an AI, that hurts my gains!
Masteron/proviron are anti-estrogens, which is the same as an AI.
Deca dick comes from running anything other than a 2:1 ratio of test and nandrolone. (of course, which is supposed to be higher varies from place to place)
The key to bulking is drinking at LEAST a gallon of milk a day.
Don't masturbate or have sex on cycle, that will ruin your gains. This is double true if you're natty. (easily one of my favorites)
Oral only cycles are for guys that just want the fitness model look. As there aren't any needles, no PCT is needed either.
I don't need an AI, that hurts my gains!
Masteron/proviron are anti-estrogens, which is the same as an AI.
Deca dick comes from running anything other than a 2:1 ratio of test and nandrolone. (of course, which is supposed to be higher varies from place to place)
The key to bulking is drinking at LEAST a gallon of milk a day.
Don't masturbate or have sex on cycle, that will ruin your gains. This is double true if you're natty. (easily one of my favorites)
Oral only cycles are for guys that just want the fitness model look. As there aren't any needles, no PCT is needed either.
cybrsage
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This one is true - mine dropped from 18 inches to only 12 inches!!!
halfwit
I like turtles.
I believe it. I think the whole myth about abstaining came from boxers seeking more aggression in the ring. Well duhhhh, take vag away, and OF COURSE there's going to be an angry mofo!
Speaking of which, I haven't seen a "nofap" thread in awhile...
Teutonic
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I was thrown out of bed by back pain..not hitting on all cylinders yet. NOFAP.
(..to really get boxers aggressions up a good rumour the other guy d boned his vag would probly led to more detatched brain s... )
Cinderalla man----awesome flick fav boxing movie as it s true..
(..to really get boxers aggressions up a good rumour the other guy d boned his vag would probly led to more detatched brain s... )
Cinderalla man----awesome flick fav boxing movie as it s true..
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Mad- scientist
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Mine comes in the form of advice from my doctor. So my estrogen was insanely high while on trt for some reason and he told me to stop taking my arimidex and that my estrogen would go back to normal levels once I quit my AI. Ok that might not be gym bro science but I needed to vent about my shitty doctors advice somewhere lol.
Anon44
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There was this one idiot where I grew up at trying to tell me to stop using steroids and to start eating bull testicles because their full of the strongest testosterone in the world and that's all I would need.
The funny thing is he actually believed the shit he was saying lol.
The funny thing is he actually believed the shit he was saying lol.
Mad- scientist
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Lol I'm pretty sure hittler injected ground up bull testicles I heard it on the history channel.
Teutonic
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Hitler was a vegetarian w stomach pain.
Dr. Morrel along with other drugs used opiates, Previren (?) methamphetamine injections and a host of other meds speeding up the onset of his Parkinsons.
The soldiers and pilot s had those meth tablets in rolls like Mentos in their issued med kit. SS unit s were also infused with hormones. He basically he invaded with 3 million of me lol.
An ME 109 went down over England and they reverse engineered the meth tab s and the 1 st documented use by the Brits were when Monty gave the xx Guards tank regiment an issue of them prior to the Battle of El Alamien where Monty used them to flank Rommel as a feint b4 a head on assault. The Guards Reg fought till they had 0 operational tanks---that s 100 percent.
I know next to meth heads only pcp or bath salt abusers are harder to subdue. Sorry for the History rant but it s my passion. I d eat bull nut s if they were anabolic lol
Dr. Morrel along with other drugs used opiates, Previren (?) methamphetamine injections and a host of other meds speeding up the onset of his Parkinsons.
The soldiers and pilot s had those meth tablets in rolls like Mentos in their issued med kit. SS unit s were also infused with hormones. He basically he invaded with 3 million of me lol.
An ME 109 went down over England and they reverse engineered the meth tab s and the 1 st documented use by the Brits were when Monty gave the xx Guards tank regiment an issue of them prior to the Battle of El Alamien where Monty used them to flank Rommel as a feint b4 a head on assault. The Guards Reg fought till they had 0 operational tanks---that s 100 percent.
I know next to meth heads only pcp or bath salt abusers are harder to subdue. Sorry for the History rant but it s my passion. I d eat bull nut s if they were anabolic lol
Anon44
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No shit? Haha that's nutts no pun intended lol.
maurij1
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I bet right now some young in is reading this thread thinking to himself....that guy at the gym is full of shit!
Most of these I've heard or read before...except the bull testicles that was a new one but if it worked..yeah I'd probably do it!
One bad thing I heard at a commercial gym was this kid complaining to one of the bigger guys about the size of his calves and the big guy told him to just inject half his dose into each calf. I didn't know the kid but his locker was close to mine in the locker room so when I saw him getting ready to leave I told him that if I were him I wouldn't take the big guys advice. He asked me why and I said it's painful, do yourself a favor and do some reading on it first. Saw the kid 2 days later and he thanked me!
Most of these I've heard or read before...except the bull testicles that was a new one but if it worked..yeah I'd probably do it!
One bad thing I heard at a commercial gym was this kid complaining to one of the bigger guys about the size of his calves and the big guy told him to just inject half his dose into each calf. I didn't know the kid but his locker was close to mine in the locker room so when I saw him getting ready to leave I told him that if I were him I wouldn't take the big guys advice. He asked me why and I said it's painful, do yourself a favor and do some reading on it first. Saw the kid 2 days later and he thanked me!
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