Absolute Noob, where to purchase Test?

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Hey guys, new to the Forums and new to taking test. Actually, not taking it yet since I am not sure the best places to buy it. I am 38 years old, 180 lbs, 6'3", maybe 13% body fat, and an insanely high metabolism. Very difficult to gain weight as I take in roughly 3000 calories a day to maintain.

Anyway, I have been researching testosterone enthanate for a few weeks now and it seems like my best choice for my first cycle. My goal is to add more weight to my frame. Not too concerned about cutting at this point because I am skinny and just need some bulk! :) Instead of eating crap all day and getting fat, I have a pretty detailed nutrition plan laid out.
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Your old enough to check into testosterone replacement and get a prescription for it.

First step is to get lab work.
 
Oh man, I'm going to be in trouble for posting this well-kept secret again... But I like you, so here it goes:

Head over to the GNC down by the mall and walk straight to the back. Don't stop at the vitamins or other crap that is only there to distract you. You'll need to talk to Stu. Tell him that Halfwit sent you and that you were sent for the good stuff. Stu will probably look you up and down, but as long as you mention my name he'll just ask for the password.

Gently, lean into his ear and whisper, "unicorn..." and he'll give you the hook up. Sure, the prices might be a little higher, but that's the name of the game my man.

Best of luck and don't tell anyone, okay?
 
I'm laughing and don't know why. You have got to be stupid OP. No really you must be a fool. You come to a public forum to ask where to buy some illegal steroids.

As the young people say now days...really, huh really I mean really, really dude!
 
Come to the CVS in the back parking lot. There will be an SUV there that will shine its lights 3 times to give you the signal. You at that point need to get into the SUV where a bag will be placed over your head so you can't see where the dude with the thick Russian accent is taking you. Once you get the the safehouse your bag will be removed and I will approach you. You can refer to me as "Eagle". I will give you the testosterone at that point but you have to inject in front of me so I know you're cool. Afterwards Nikolai will drive you back to the CVS with the bag over your head. If you ever speak of what went on during that 30 min to anyone, Nikolai will come give you a visit....you don't want a visit from Nikolai......
 
Like halfwit said go to gnc unicorn will hook you up. But first you gotta hook him up. That's where the oral comes in. Take unicorn in the back give him some oral. Then he will hook you up.
 
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halfwit said:
Oh man, I'm going to be in trouble for posting this well-kept secret again... But I like you, so here it goes:

Head over to the GNC down by the mall and walk straight to the back. Don't stop at the vitamins or other crap that is only there to distract you. You'll need to talk to Stu. Tell him that Halfwit sent you and that you were sent for the good stuff. Stu will probably look you up and down, but as long as you mention my name he'll just ask for the password.

Gently, lean into his ear and whisper, "unicorn..." and he'll give you the hook up. Sure, the prices might be a little higher, but that's the name of the game my man.

Best of luck and don't tell anyone, okay?
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Hahaha never gets old.
 
TheLusk said:
Hey guys, new to the Forums and new to taking test. Actually, not taking it yet since I am not sure the best places to buy it. I am 38 years old, 180 lbs, 6'3", maybe 13% body fat, and an insanely high metabolism. Very difficult to gain weight as I take in roughly 3000 calories a day to maintain.

Anyway, I have been researching testosterone enthanate for a few weeks now and it seems like my best choice for my first cycle. My goal is to add more weight to my frame. Not too concerned about cutting at this point because I am skinny and just need some bulk! :) Instead of eating crap all day and getting fat, I have a pretty detailed nutrition plan laid out.

Back to the question, where is the best place to purchase Enthanate? I have had a few people say, "I've gotta guy" but that guy never exists or is out of stock...odd since enthanate is damn popular. Looking for any sources you guys have used that are trustworthy. Feedback is always appreciated too!
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TheLusk said:
Hey guys, new to the Forums and new to taking test. Actually, not taking it yet since I am not sure the best places to buy it. I am 38 years old, 180 lbs, 6'3", maybe 13% body fat, and an insanely high metabolism. Very difficult to gain weight as I take in roughly 3000 calories a day to maintain.

Anyway, I have been researching testosterone enthanate for a few weeks now and it seems like my best choice for my first cycle. My goal is to add more weight to my frame. Not too concerned about cutting at this point because I am skinny and just need some bulk! :) Instead of eating crap all day and getting fat, I have a pretty detailed nutrition plan laid out.
*****DO NOT ASK FOR SOURCES READ THE BOARD RULES*****
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Western union me thousands of dollars with a password where I don't have to show my lisence and presto....

I have the meanest DHEA in North America.......Guaranteed
 
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Western union me thousands of dollars with a password where I don't have to show my lisence and presto....

I have the meanest DHEA in North America.......Guaranteed
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Dem phat DHEA gainz are srs biz! Might want to start a little less aggressive, maybe some hyphy mud. ;)
 
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