Back in the game baby... well, sort of

cheppallet

I am banned!
I've been busy back at work lately so i haven't had a chance to catch up in here but i figured i'd give you guys a heads up.

Last Saturday I went on my first date in over a year. Chip hooked me up with one of the nurses at the hospital that he knew thru a mutual friend. I was so out of it i didn't really pay attention to what she looked like but hey, i thought ass is ass.

Well boy did she have an ASS!! haha Chip said she was thick but this girl had a trunk on her like a Buick.

BUT... I realized after the first 10 minutes on our date (out to a nice restaurant) that she wanted to fuck probably more than i did. :D I had planned to take her out to a bar to have a couple drinks to loosen her up, but that wasn't necessary.

Now don't get me wrong, this girl was cute, just had a big ass. But chep don't mind some junk in the trunk. And this girl was a freak. As we drove off to the bar I asked her where she normally hung out for drinks. She said "Who cares, when are we going back to your place to try out that new cock?" (she knew my story from the hospital remember.)

i shit you not. I was floored. I had prepared with a double dose of Cialis beforehand just to make sure all went well. Well, after that comment, my dick was ready to rock. She gave me 15 minutes of road head before we even got back to my place.

I won't get into all the details, but lets just say i probably need to burn the sheets. This chic was nuts. What a way to get back in the saddle. Asking me to finger her ass, spit on her clit, and all kinds of wild shit. I tell ya, big ass or not, this girl has potential. We've hooked up twice since then and she's coming over tonight. Maybe we can lose some fat together. lol

As for my surgery, all seems fine. That first few erections and the first sex were a little painful, but it was more tension down there than pain. i bled a little after sex the first time, but the doc said that may happen. I'm all good now and even if i wasn't, it was definitely worth it.

Chip, thanks a ton for all you've done man. Cindy is a absolute freak. She even told me there a couple girls at the hospital that she has fooled around with, and she'd love to bring one or two of them home to play with us sometime!! WTF?

You may have just changed my life for good once again man. i can't believe it. Thank you thank you thank you my brother. I owe you my life.

Jason
 
Chep ,you stud...did you fuck her in the pooper? and please, tell me you arent talking about 300 pound Cindy "The nurse" from Maximus?? she's kinda cute, though
 
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Chep ,you stud...did you fuck her in the pooper? and please, tell me you arent talking about 300 pound Cindy "The nurse" from Maximus?? she's kinda cute, though

i did not. I'm assuming she likes it in the ass. lol

I'll ask her later. Nice thing about a wild gal is you can be straight up about freaky shit and they don't get all weirded out.

And no, she is not 300lbs. She's just got a donkey ass!! :D

Thanks guys, I'll see if I can get some pics.
 
Chep ,you stud...did you fuck her in the pooper? and please, tell me you arent talking about 300 pound Cindy "The nurse" from Maximus?? she's kinda cute, though

MAXIMUS Hormone Replacement Therapy (HRT) ONLY "STOCKS" THE FINEST CUTS OF USDA CHOICE MEAT, VINZI! LOL:biggthump
 
Chip, could you add a 6 foot tall blonde to my protocol? and make sure she is a slut as well..i love nasty assed sluts
 
i did not. I'm assuming she likes it in the ass. lol

I'll ask her later. Nice thing about a wild gal is you can be straight up about freaky shit and they don't get all weirded out.

And no, she is not 300lbs. She's just got a donkey ass!! :D

Thanks guys, I'll see if I can get some pics.

I was just fucking with you ,Chep..Ive seen pics of Cindy ,,shes hot as hell...Props, my man
 
chip, could you add a 6 foot tall blonde to my protocol? And make sure she is a slut as well..i love nasty assed sluts

the filthier the better. I love my sluts raw, nasty, cum drooling from the corners of their mouths, whores! My last great act of making a woman feel like a "lady" was when i blew my rocket shot up her asshole, made her stand up right away, squeeze my juice out her asshole into her hand, and lick her hand dry! Whores!!!
 
the filthier the better. I love my sluts raw, nasty, cum drooling from the corners of their mouths, whores! My last great act of making a woman feel like a "lady" was when i blew my rocket shot up her asshole, made her stand up right away, squeeze my juice out her asshole into her hand, and lick her hand dry! Whores!!!

non- Hormone Replacement Therapy (HRT) related post of the fucking year!!!
 
^^^ LMAO... I'm on the bus going to work right now and the people around me think I'm nuts bc I can't stop laughing after reading this.. Thanks for the laugh.. That's some funny shit!
 
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