Do you think one of them is using gear pt. 2

CptFKNplanet said:
Maaaaybe. They were at least 20 years older than me though lol.
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Dude, WAITASEC.

20 years older makes them a step beyond cougar? LOL I'M ALMOST 20 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU! :laugh::spin::laugh:


Damn kids. :p



Oh, I still would have hit it if I were you. Chicks my age know how to take care of a penis. ;)
 
Yeah, I wasn't going to say anything, but I agree on all 3 points.

Have I ever told you how soul crushingly depressing it is to realize the chicks in MILF porn are younger than you.

halfwit said:
Dude, WAITASEC.

20 years older makes them a step beyond cougar? LOL I'M ALMOST 20 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU! :laugh::spin::laugh:


Damn kids. :p



Oh, I still would have hit it if I were you. Chicks my age know how to take care of a penis. ;)
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halfwit said:
Dude, WAITASEC.

20 years older makes them a step beyond cougar? LOL I'M ALMOST 20 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU! :laugh::spin::laugh:


Damn kids. :p



Oh, I still would have hit it if I were you. Chicks my age know how to take care of a penis. ;)
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Hahaha I said AT LEAST 20 years older. I'll give them the benefit of the doubt and say the youngest of the group was 45.

This is true... I probably should've given some sort of effort, especially after all that was goin down. I try to keep it under 30 though lol.
 
Rumpy said:
Yeah, I wasn't going to say anything, but I agree on all 3 points.

Have I ever told you how soul crushingly depressing it is to realize the chicks in MILF porn are younger than you.
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Yes, yes it's depressing seeing playmates of the month being born after I graduated high school. :o


I'd still tap that tight ass though. ;)








...if my wife would let me. :worried:
 
I think 28 would be about perfect, but further research is needed.

CptFKNplanet said:
Hahaha I said AT LEAST 20 years older. I'll give them the benefit of the doubt and say the youngest of the group was 45.

This is true... I probably should've given some sort of effort, especially after all that was goin down. I try to keep it under 30 though lol.
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CptFKNplanet said:
Hahaha I said AT LEAST 20 years older. I'll give them the benefit of the doubt and say the youngest of the group was 45.

This is true... I probably should've given some sort of effort, especially after all that was goin down. I try to keep it under 30 though lol.
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Best lay of my life (disclaimer: outside my marriage) was a gal 15 years older than me. I was 18 and she was 33 - never knew women could move like that. ;)
 
halfwit said:
Hahahaha. Same, but I feel no guilt staring at her. ;)

Funny thing is I remembered someone had an epic doozy, but that was like 500+ pages ago! :laugh:
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The short story was 17 and slept with the mom of a kid I went to school with, didn't know until the next day when I left and the kid was sitting on the couch!!!!
 
halfwit said:
. Not going to lie, my two close friends in High School had such a strong competitiveness with each other that they were constantly trying to one up one another. One night we were at one of their houses drinking and his Mom comes home smashed from the bar. My other friend, seeing an opportunity starts getting all friendly with her (she's NOT good looking) just to get a reaction. In the middle of all this, the first friend's sister comes home from her friend's house and sees all this going on. She, trying to prevent friend #2 from hooking up with her Mom (She IS good looking), starts hitting on him.

First thing in the morning, we notice friend #2 in friend #1's Mom's room, with a used condom on the floor. Friend #1's sister wakes up and starts screaming at friend #2 as she slept with him that night as well. First thing out of his mouth? "Hey son, why don't you go and get me some breakfast, I like to keep it in the family." Friend #1 lost that competition and even though they remained friends to this day, that is something we all like to reminisce about when we see each other every couple years.

The shit kids do to have bragging rights. Hahaha.
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Half look what I found hahaha
 
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