Do you think one of them is using gear pt. 2
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CptFKNplanet
Poop Mouth
I'm after anything with two legs and a vagina that has no self esteem and will actually fuck me.
Those are the best kind! Back in the day I had a great 22-23 yo gf I met at the gym. Not much to look at, just kinda plain and not a lot of self esteem, but wow that girl liked to fuck. I still miss her.
CptFKNplanet
Poop Mouth
CptFKNplanet
Poop Mouth
Do a shot for me!!
I gotta find me one of them. An ugly fuck buddy that I can use haha
I ended up living with her a over a year.
Going to one of the local casinos. Already loaded up a couple of pre-mixed cokes, but I'll think of you while I'm there.
CptFKNplanet
Poop Mouth
Oh hahaha. I guess that would be cool too.
CptFKNplanet
Poop Mouth
Win some money for me!!
halfwit
I like turtles.
Hah! I was going to mention it but couldn't remember if I told that story already or not hehe.
NOPE. 31 is perfect. Let me tell you why: Women know that they have an inverse relationship when it comes to their value compared to time. As they get older, they know that their real-estate value decreases as age starts to take its toll. It isn't until they break 30 that they start to sense this inevitable permanent consignment to the bench as second/third/fourth string and get desperate for attention.
Before 30 however, they still have hope that they can meet that single, rich, Maui-property-owning son of an oil tycoon philanthropist that will rescue them from their life of drudgery and malcontent. After they realize Prince Charming isn't coming, you can swoop in and fuck em in the butt.
Yeah, it's Saturday.
CptFKNplanet
Poop Mouth
NOPE. 31 is perfect. Let me tell you why: Women know that they have an inverse relationship when it comes to their value compared to time. As they get older, they know that their real-estate value decreases as age starts to take its toll. It isn't until they break 30 that they start to sense this inevitable permanent consignment to the bench as second/third/fourth string and get desperate for attention.
Before 30 however, they still have hope that they can meet that single, rich, Maui-property-owning son of an oil tycoon philanthropist that will rescue them from their life of drudgery and malcontent. After they realize Prince Charming isn't coming, you can swoop in and fuck em in the butt.
LMFAO!!! Halfwit, you're my hero.
CptFKNplanet
Poop Mouth
Where is everyone
Probably masturbating.
frank.tb
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halfwit
I like turtles.
Ass and elbows deep in vector calculus exam prep.Where is everyone
B = |T'|/|N'| yadda yadda yadda.
Wanna know the definition of torture? Being on several hundred milligrams of anabolic substances a week combined with prami and cialis and your young child sneaking into your bed at night - preventing you from nailing your wife in the morning for a week solid. THEN when you have a chance to get some... HER DAMN PERIOD STARTS. A guy just can't catch a break sometimes.
frank.tb
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And no, I earned my red wings YEARS ago and am most certainly not interested in the spectacle that's blood on my dong ever again. That rivals giving a chick anal, only to find out that she's less than clean afterwards.
Just make sure she does an enema first
halfwit
I like turtles.
Just make sure she does an enema first
Well, it's different now that the only source of that is my wife - which I know is clean haha. I did some silly stuff as a teenager though.
The rave scene in Seattle was one crazy time in the early 90's.