Do you think one of them is using gear pt. 2

halfwit said:
And no, I earned my red wings YEARS ago and am most certainly not interested in the spectacle that's blood on my dong ever again. That rivals giving a chick anal, only to find out that she's less than clean afterwards. :Puke:
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Just so you know the proper definition of red wings is actually eating a chick out on her period... not just banging her on her period. I used to think it was the same thing but apparently not. THAT BEING SAID, I have no problem goin to pound town with aunt flow. Just point down a towel and rinse your shit off. I've heard too many horror stories about anal to ask for it. I guess if a girl asked me to fuck her in the ass I would, but it's not something I'm interested in lol. Pussy is much more appealing than a shit hole, even if it's a bloody pussy.
 
CptFKNplanet said:
Just so you know the proper definition of red wings is actually eating a chick out on her period... not just banging her on her period. I used to think it was the same thing but apparently not. THAT BEING SAID, I have no problem goin to pound town with aunt flow. Just point down a towel and rinse your shit off. I've heard too many horror stories about anal to ask for it. I guess if a girl asked me to fuck her in the ass I would, but it's not something I'm interested in lol. Pussy is much more appealing than a shit hole, even if it's a bloody pussy.
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Ohhh no, I did say I earned my red wings sir. I completely understood what it meant when I stated that. ;) But I'm not just going to give her oral without putting my wiener there too! And no, it doesn't taste like taco sauce either. :p Anal is fantastic and a nice change of pace. You have to take your time and remember that if you force things, not only is that going to be your last time giving it to her, but you can cause some serious damage at the same time.

Yes, I'm a dirty old man. :cool:
 
I feel your pain

halfwit said:
Ass and elbows deep in vector calculus exam prep.

B = |T'|/|N'| yadda yadda yadda.

Wanna know the definition of torture? Being on several hundred milligrams of anabolic substances a week combined with prami and cialis and your young child sneaking into your bed at night - preventing you from nailing your wife in the morning for a week solid. THEN when you have a chance to get some... HER DAMN PERIOD STARTS. A guy just can't catch a break sometimes. :(
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halfwit said:
Well, it's different now that the only source of that is my wife - which I know is clean haha. I did some silly stuff as a teenager though. :p The rave scene in Seattle was one crazy time in the early 90's. ;)
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Sorry for talking of your wife in that way...the whole enema comment. No disrespect brother lol
Didn't think about it till I looked at the comment now...I was a tad (really) drunk last night
 
frank.tb said:
Sorry for talking of your wife in that way...the whole enema comment. No disrespect brother lol
Didn't think about it till I looked at the comment now...I was a tad (really) drunk last night
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I took no offense. It's not like my wife was the only girl I've ever put my penis into their ass. Then again, even if she was - I have thicker skin than most on here. ;)
frank.tb said:
So who in what day of time decided eggs were the standard breakfast food?
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DUUUUUDE. Denny's skillets = mother's milk to me. I'll eat that shit day or night, doesn't matter; eggs/grilled potatoes/cheddar cheese/sausage/buffalo chicken wings/tobasco/just a touch of gravy = OM NOM NOM NOM!

Yeah, I know you only mentioned eggs, but AHHHHHHHHHH that's the first thing that came to mind. I have a feeling I'm craving some fats based on what I just typed haha.
 
halfwit said:
I took no offense. It's not like my wife was the only girl I've ever put my penis into their ass. Then again, even if she was - I have thicker skin than most on here. ;)

DUUUUUDE. Denny's skillets = mother's milk to me. I'll eat that shit day or night, doesn't matter; eggs/grilled potatoes/cheddar cheese/sausage/buffalo chicken wings/tobasco/just a touch of gravy = OM NOM NOM NOM!

Yeah, I know you only mentioned eggs, but AHHHHHHHHHH that's the first thing that came to mind. I have a feeling I'm craving some fats based on what I just typed haha.
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Half im going to have to nutritionally strangle you after that comment
 
3J said:
bs aside bfast is my favorite meal of the day.. you can get so creative with it
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Haven't budged in like six months from my whey+almond milk+oats+(depending on day) toast slice. I do think I had oatmeal and eggs once or twice though.
 
halfwit said:
I took no offense. It's not like my wife was the only girl I've ever put my penis into their ass. Then again, even if she was - I have thicker skin than most on here. ;)

DUUUUUDE. Denny's skillets = mother's milk to me. I'll eat that shit day or night, doesn't matter; eggs/grilled potatoes/cheddar cheese/sausage/buffalo chicken wings/tobasco/just a touch of gravy = OM NOM NOM NOM!

Yeah, I know you only mentioned eggs, but AHHHHHHHHHH that's the first thing that came to mind. I have a feeling I'm craving some fats based on what I just typed haha.
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K good :)

And hahaha Im just sayin why are they not incorporated in daily meals more! Like my diet...eggs are only a choice in the mornings but sometimes I WANT EGGS AT LUNCH TIME! (meal 3)
 
halfwit said:
Haven't budged in like six months from my whey+almond milk+oats+(depending on day) toast slice. I do think I had oatmeal and eggs once or twice though.
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iv been doing a shake too in the morning.. only because im in a rush to get out.. over 70% of the shake is whole foods so its ok lol
 
halfwit said:
Ohhh no, I did say I earned my red wings sir. I completely understood what it meant when I stated that. ;) But I'm not just going to give her oral without putting my wiener there too! And no, it doesn't taste like taco sauce either. :p Anal is fantastic and a nice change of pace. You have to take your time and remember that if you force things, not only is that going to be your last time giving it to her, but you can cause some serious damage at the same time.

Yes, I'm a dirty old man. :cool:
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Idk if you're my hero anymore :crying: hahahaha
 
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