halfwit
I like turtles.
Ooooooooh. Now THAT sounds promising. He is nice and lanky, I bet he's got just enough "bendy" to him.
Do you think one of them is using gear pt. 2
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Ooooooooh. Now THAT sounds promising. He is nice and lanky, I bet he's got just enough "bendy" to him.
halfwit
I like turtles.
Damn she said that? That's awesome(sarcasm)...the greatest revenge truly is success
Yeah, my mother in law is The Antichrist.
I think I've been married 14 years, but I'm not sure. We've been together for 18 years. We actually got mortgaged before we got married. We lived together in a rental house, then bought our current house, then got married. It wasn't really a priority for us. Her aunt got ordained and officiated our ceremony in EPCOT.
halfwit
I like turtles.
Haha, awesome. Yeah, we moved in together into a shitty little one bedroom apartment and said "fuck it"; getting married two months later as we wanted the tax benefits haha. I remember getting a certified letter from our apartment manager asking that we "keep our night-time bedroom noise at a level at which our neighbors may not be distracted or offended..." Good times.
frank.tb
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Haha, awesome. Yeah, we moved in together into a shitty little one bedroom apartment and said "fuck it"; getting married two months later as we wanted the tax benefits haha. I remember getting a certified letter from our apartment manager asking that we "keep our night-time bedroom noise at a level at which our neighbors may not be distracted or offended..." Good times.
You are my new hero...
Who was your old hero?
halfwit
I like turtles.
Nothing quite like how an 18 year old girl screams during sex man. I miss those days haha.
frank.tb
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Docs unicorn suit
frank.tb
New member
Nothing quite like how an 18 year old girl screams during sex man. I miss those days haha.
Haha thus all the porn you downloaded hahahahaha
halfwit
I like turtles.
Man, you have no idea. Brandi Aniston: Will you join my harem? Pretty pretty pretty please?
CptFKNplanet
Poop Mouth
I'm not a whore! I do shit for free.
CptFKNplanet
Poop Mouth
Ooooooooh. Now THAT sounds promising. He is nice and lanky, I bet he's got just enough "bendy" to him.
Lanky?! Lol I'm too damn short to be lanky. I'm not flexible at all. I can barely touch my toes... I should probably work on that. And hip flexibility. My hips were dying today.
halfwit
I like turtles.
CptFKNplanet
Poop Mouth
Oh? So what were YOU doing that made your hips sore? Slut.
Squattin my ass on that dick son.
CptFKNplanet
Poop Mouth
Halfy does JB have an account on here? There's no email address on the site.
halfwit
I like turtles.
BAM!
Speaking of squatting and ass: There's this blonde that works at my gym that has one of the best asses I've ever seen in my life. It's PERFECTLY shaped and she wears just the right kinds of shorts to show it off without being too obvious. Apparently she started her shift right as I was coming into the gym so we bumped into each other while walking in and she commented on how she'd love to work out with me sometime. MAN, talk about biting my tongue as I would love to work out with her alright, doggy-style thrusts; 20 sets of 40 reps should do the trick!
It's not fair when women know you're married so they throw it on extra thick. Like I have no problems flirting, but it's just downright mean sometimes. Not that I'm complaining, I'll take what attention I can get - but WOOF, it sure makes being monogamous tough sometimes.
halfwit
I like turtles.
You has pm.
halfwit
I like turtles.
Haha. Come on, we both know that when they see that ring, you become 10x more attractive. I know guys that aren't married that wear rings to get chicks. It's silly and sad at the same time.Men are only as faithful as their options. I have no problem staying faithful