halfwit
I like turtles.
NOOOOOO!!!!! I'll pay Cap to perform any act you desire.
Ooooooooh. Now THAT sounds promising. He is nice and lanky, I bet he's got just enough "bendy" to him.

NOOOOOO!!!!! I'll pay Cap to perform any act you desire.
Damn she said that? That's awesome(sarcasm)...the greatest revenge truly is success![]()
I think I've been married 14 years, but I'm not sure. We've been together for 18 years. We actually got mortgaged before we got married. We lived together in a rental house, then bought our current house, then got married. It wasn't really a priority for us. Her aunt got ordained and officiated our ceremony in EPCOT.
Haha, awesome. Yeah, we moved in together into a shitty little one bedroom apartment and said "fuck it"; getting married two months later as we wanted the tax benefits haha. I remember getting a certified letter from our apartment manager asking that we "keep our night-time bedroom noise at a level at which our neighbors may not be distracted or offended..." Good times.![]()
You are my new hero...
You are my new hero...
Who was your old hero?
Nothing quite like how an 18 year old girl screams during sex man. I miss those days haha.![]()
Haha thus all the porn you downloaded hahahahaha
NOOOOOO!!!!! I'll pay Cap to perform any act you desire.
Ooooooooh. Now THAT sounds promising. He is nice and lanky, I bet he's got just enough "bendy" to him.![]()
Lanky?! Lol I'm too damn short to be lanky. I'm not flexible at all. I can barely touch my toes... I should probably work on that. And hip flexibility. My hips were dying today.
Oh? So what were YOU doing that made your hips sore? Slut.
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BAM!Squattin my ass on that dick son.
Halfy does JB have an account on here? There's no email address on the site.
Haha. Come on, we both know that when they see that ring, you become 10x more attractive. I know guys that aren't married that wear rings to get chicks. It's silly and sad at the same time.Men are only as faithful as their options. I have no problem staying faithful![]()