CptFKNplanet
Poop Mouth
Anyone tried the green tea Monster Rehab?? I just bought one but I haven't opened it yet. It's only got 10 cals so I said fukkitson.
Ok, it doesn't taste like green tea at all. It tastes like one of those kerns fruit drink things.
So now I
Know which states you may live in.
Unless it's water or alcoholic, I don't bother
I really have to stop that.
I wonder how much NAC I need to take to counteract all this binge drinking?
Don't lie to me you drink coffee mother fucker! Even though this wasn't what I expected it's still pretty good.
Maaaaan fuck your liver son #YOLO
I said place, not state ;P
We still on for Katt Williams?
Only if we call
It a date![]()
Coffee is just DIRTY water and has a net hydrating benefit
But I'm all for #yolo'ing the shit out of my liver.
I gotta wear fat-guy pants just to fit my legs
I feel like MC Hammer sometimes.
I'll bring enough flunitrazepam and tadalafil for both of us.
^^ both of those sound like something you'd find on a food cart in a Turkish bazaar....
Whoa
I have to buy pants like 2-3 sizes too big so my legs fit. Plus my weight fluctuates so much with bulking / cutting. Soon I won't be able to wear "straight leg" pants anymore. I'm gonna have to go to baggy ass boot cut jeans. My biggest pair are fitting like girl pants from the knees up.
Heroin's evil twin, black tar crack?
My dress pants started looking like spandex, had to upgrade before I had a wardrobe malfunction of my own.
Maybe this is why people don't have leg days, they value their wardrobe more than their physique!
Skinny jeans are the future!
Pretty much.
I was looking up turkish coffee and that bad-mamma-jamma came up.
I want it.
Then I came across this bad boy:
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It's a cannon that fires 25" projectiles weighing almost 700lbs each.
It's designed to destroy walls.
Turkish Bombard:
Hahaha it can fire a whole 15 shots/day!! Imagine what that would do to a walmart... where can I buy this?
The only one that could load it would be Half.
I'm pretty sure they have these at Borders