Do you think one of them is using gear pt. 2

halfwit said:
That green stuff is bile. ;) It's what makes your urine yellow lol.

Hahaha, yeah it does kind of crack me up. I'm not a sports snob by any means, but if you're into this enough to inject hormones - you should at least derive some inspiration from the guys that have made a career from it. Man, I remember lifting on my Weider bench as a teen looking at pictures of Lee Haney and the other greats from that era. (Christ I'm old) Still cracks me up with the running gag about Austinite's Mom. Sooo good.
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Stomach acid, bile... WHATEVER.

Nor am I. But I wouldn't claim to be a Raiders fan and say my favorite player is Jerry Rice, but not be able to name any other players... current ones for that matter. I'm more referring to the guys that are like "Oh yeah I'm a BB fan, I watched the Olympia" and all they know is Phil Heath won. Hahaha yeah I can't believe people actually buy that.
 
71Avido said:
Funny how you became one of them.

It's neat to get different perspectives on things, just because one forum might think a certain way doesn't mean they all do.
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VERY true with how each board has its own version of groupthink. If I post elsewhere, I usually am pretty conservative with my opinions until I get a feel for the crowd. I've even been on boards in the past where I was chased off because they felt AI's were not necessary even though I blasted them with tons of studies indicating the opposite. Apparently gyno is a 50/50 chance LOL.

I just soaked up as much as I could to be honest. Once I found out I was hypogonadal, I wanted to learn as much as I could since I had been fighting for so long to get back to the body I had in my early 20's. It sucked going from 8-9% body fat and running a mile in under 5 minutes (seriously held the record for a Fire Dept. for several years for physical fitness in a trainee) to this big out of shape diabetic that would break down in tears because I would get so mad while training. DAMN testosterone makes a huge difference! Now I'm in it for the goodies so I can see how far I can push myself. ;)
 
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halfwit said:
VERY true with how each board has its own version of groupthink. If I post elsewhere, I usually am pretty conservative with my opinions until I get a feel for the crowd. I've even been on boards in the past where I was chased off because they felt AI's were not necessary even though I blasted them with tons of studies indicating the opposite. Apparently gyno is a 50/50 chance LOL.

I just soaked up as much as I could to be honest. Once I found out I was hypogonadal, I wanted to learn as much as I could since I had been fighting for so long to get back to the body I had in my early 20's. It sucked going from 8-9% body fat and running a mile in under 5 minutes (seriously held the record for the Fire Dept. in El Paso for several years for physical fitness in a trainee) to this big out of shape diabetic that would break down in tears because I would get so mad while training. DAMN testosterone makes a huge difference! Now I'm in it for the goodies so I can see how far I can push myself. ;)
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halfwit said:
I tend to drive 10mph over the speed limit too..

It'll be our little secret. ;)
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OH MAN, NOT IN AN OPEN FORUM!!
lol

If my Jeep were capable of going fast enough to get a speeding ticket I'd be in trouble.
When my Chevelle is done, I'm just going to hand over my licence right from the get-go.
 
71Avido said:
OH MAN, NOT IN AN OPEN FORUM!!
lol

If my Jeep were capable of going fast enough to get a speeding ticket I'd be in trouble.
When my Chevelle is done, I'm just going to hand over my licence right from the get-go.
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Hahaha. Many moons ago I bought my wife a formula firebird with a 357 in it. She wanted it because it was pretty, I wanted it because I could barely fit my big ass in it and go have fun on I-5 at night. You learn very quickly that while your car is capable of going over 125mph, you simply cannot outrun the speed of a radio wave. Luckily the officer believed me (or humored me more likely) that my accelerator was stuck and I was frantically trying to "unstick it" by the time he caught up to me after being radioed by his buddy a few miles behind us.

This is why I can't have nice things anymore. :(
 
CptFKNplanet said:
I just called the police. They should be at your house in about 2-6 hours. If they don't show up today, they will be there between 9am and 3:30pm tomorrow.
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Damn po-lice have hours like the cable guy.

There's nothing like finding yourself in the 3 hour window that the cable guy is supposed to show up while you have to take a shit.
Do you shit or not?
If you do, are you going to miss him?
That's probably the most suspenseful my life gets.
 
halfwit said:
Hahaha. Many moons ago I bought my wife a formula firebird with a 357 in it. She wanted it because it was pretty, I wanted it because I could barely fit my big ass in it and go have fun on I-5 at night. You learn very quickly that while your car is capable of going over 125mph, you simply cannot outrun the speed of a radio wave. Luckily the officer believed me (or humored me more likely) that my accelerator was stuck and I was frantically trying to "unstick it" by the time he caught up to me after being radioed by his buddy a few miles behind us.

This is why I can't have nice things anymore. :(
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I can't believe you actually got off with that lol. Talk about luck man.
 
71Avido said:
Damn po-lice have hours like the cable guy.
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I'm glad someone got the reference lol.

A couple years ago my buddy wrecked on a neighborhood street. 360'd in the street up over the curb, took out a mailbox, and crashed into the back of a truck in the driveway. It took the cops, well community service officer, 4 fucking hours to get there and write up the damn report. It was low priority because of where it happened, and that no one was injured. No wonder hit n runs are so common.
 
CptFKNplanet said:
I just called the police. They should be at your house in about 2-6 hours. If they don't show up today, they will be there between 9am and 3:30pm tomorrow.
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Ohhhhhhhh shit! Better hide then!

71Avido said:
Damn po-lice have hours like the cable guy.

There's nothing like finding yourself in the 3 hour window that the cable guy is supposed to show up while you have to take a shit.
Do you shit or not?
If you do, are you going to miss him?
That's probably the most suspenseful my life gets.
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DUDE. You just described every damn time I have a delivery or service person come to my door! I'm ALWAYS in the shitter and hear that damn doorbell ring! ALWAYS! Like the smell of my poop somehow summons them or some shit!

CptFKNplanet said:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I can't believe you actually got off with that lol. Talk about luck man.
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Funny thing is, that was the second time I was able to use that excuse LOL. I did decide that would be the last time though. My wife made it abundantly clear to me that grown men shouldn't be throwing caution to the wind like that and was disappointed in me. Yeah, that really made me think about it. :(

71Avido said:
The officer probably saw what he thought was Andre the Giant stuffed into a Datsun and decided he'd rather maintain the ability to eat solid food.
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LOL.
CptFKNplanet said:
I'm glad someone got the reference lol.

A couple years ago my buddy wrecked on a neighborhood street. 360'd in the street up over the curb, took out a mailbox, and crashed into the back of a truck in the driveway. It took the cops, well community service officer, 4 fucking hours to get there and write up the damn report. It was low priority because of where it happened, and that no one was injured. No wonder hit n runs are so common.
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Geez, when I was a teen - you couldn't sneeze without the cops showing up to write tickets. Unless of course you had been burglarized or something; then they took their sweet time. :mad:
 
halfwit said:
Geez, when I was a teen - you couldn't sneeze without the cops showing up to write tickets. Unless of course you had been burglarized or something; then they took their sweet time. :mad:
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It always amazes me how some officers don't think it's their job to put themselves in harms way.
Guys, check that badge you wear every day, "To PROTECT and serve"
You can't protect without getting between something looking to do harm to something else.
If we're not paying you to deal with the difficult, dangerous people, what the hell are we paying you for?
 
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