Do you think one of them is using gear pt. 2

When I asked Doc to marry me, I put a fire sauce packet from taco bell in my asshole... the one that says "marry me?" I thought he would feel it during sex that night, and pull it out for me. Unfortunately it just pushed the sauce packet even further into my asshole, and eventually exploded. You may think taking a poop after eating spicy food is ruff on your butthole, but wait til you actually have hot sauce inside your ass. I still asked him to marry me after I was done crying from the pain. Of course, he turned me down because he has feeling for another man he calls "Rumpy"... and yet another on the side whom he calls "halfwit" which I think is a demeaning term for the size of his penis, and is why he is only the "bottom bitch". Two weeks later I shit out the remains of the sauce packet and framed it... I will never forget you, Doc.
 
3J said:
u guys hear about this shooting? wtf is going on with the world???


my wife used to ask me why i keep a loaded gun in the house.. her attitude has changed in the last year.. now she keeps her own loaded gun lol
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Who shot who where?
 
CptFKNplanet said:
When I asked Doc to marry me, I put a fire sauce packet from taco bell in my asshole... the one that says "marry me?" I thought he would feel it during sex that night, and pull it out for me. Unfortunately it just pushed the sauce packet even further into my asshole, and eventually exploded. You may think taking a poop after eating spicy food is ruff on your butthole, but wait til you actually have hot sauce inside your ass. I still asked him to marry me after I was done crying from the pain. Of course, he turned me down because he has feeling for another man he calls "Rumpy"... and yet another on the side whom he calls "halfwit" which I think is a demeaning term for the size of his penis, and is why he is only the "bottom bitch". Two weeks later I shit out the remains of the sauce packet and framed it... I will never forget you, Doc.
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It was such a romantic time. I initially thought they were tears of passion until I finally tasted said hot sauce. Had a tinge of chocolate flavoring to them but went down easy.
 
3J said:
u guys hear about this shooting? wtf is going on with the world???


my wife used to ask me why i keep a loaded gun in the house.. her attitude has changed in the last year.. now she keeps her own loaded gun lol
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Smart gal lol. I live about 10min from where the Sandy Hook shootings took place. Gun sales went sky high after that shit let me tell you.
 
I really need to get a revolver again. One of my HK mags as been loaded and not used for like 10+ years. I feel bad for that spring.
 
CptFKNplanet said:
When I asked Doc to marry me, I put a fire sauce packet from taco bell in my asshole... the one that says "marry me?" I thought he would feel it during sex that night, and pull it out for me. Unfortunately it just pushed the sauce packet even further into my asshole, and eventually exploded. You may think taking a poop after eating spicy food is ruff on your butthole, but wait til you actually have hot sauce inside your ass. I still asked him to marry me after I was done crying from the pain. Of course, he turned me down because he has feeling for another man he calls "Rumpy"... and yet another on the side whom he calls "halfwit" which I think is a demeaning term for the size of his penis, and is why he is only the "bottom bitch". Two weeks later I shit out the remains of the sauce packet and framed it... I will never forget you, Doc.
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I'll talk it over with them, but I think you can probably join our polyamorous household. I should at least be able to get you a guest pass. Be warded though, to actually join, Half will probably want to jump you in. The last guy didn't make it.
 
Rumpy said:
I'll talk it over with them, but I think you can probably join our polyamorous household. I should at least be able to get you a guest pass. Be warded though, to actually join, Half will probably want to jump you in. The last guy didn't make it.
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yea half isn't exactly the smallest guy lol
 
3J said:
u guys hear about this shooting? wtf is going on with the world???


my wife used to ask me why i keep a loaded gun in the house.. her attitude has changed in the last year.. now she keeps her own loaded gun lol
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I just got cleared for my CCW. Fuck just having one in the house, I'm takin mine with me.
 
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