ever gotten shit on?

gdaddypurp

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first post here but fuck it. Clean cut girl, wealthy mommy and daddy, goes to a big school, shes fine , and is prolly gonna make more money in the workplace than i ever fuking will.

found out that she really really loves gettin the anal beatdown, and im all fuking for it....felt damn privlaged really, cuz usually if i even hint that i want to take the old dirt trail as a shortcut home i get those stupid 'omg gross! never!' reactions, but this time the oppurtunity presented itself. Now, i was sittin around not doin shit all day prior to this incident....so i was smokin all fuking day....couple pinner blunts and atleast 6-8 gravs....non blullshit weed, so im high and acting like it, all weird and whatnot and it just made it worse when i have to see a shitload of people that ive never seen in my life...mostly the gay frat boy kind that love just showing u how cool they are and how much swagger they have when their with their friends. I had to go around the circle and touch everyones hand and talk for a little bit, i played it as cool as i could at the time. They were being nice and whatnot but i was just getting a weird vibe...fukin head full of dope. u know.

anyway, skip to the purpose......what a fukin skank, i mean im enjoying myself and she definatley is. Idk what it is about getting handled and having a guy get WAIST DEEP in ur ass....but whatever blows ur skirt up i guess. Im getting a weird muscle cramp in my calfs and its just getting worse from the situation its in so i switch it up and now im on my back....she starts gettin at it all alone so i put my head back and just chill for a minute after a minute i get involved, its teamwork now.......whaddya know?

shit......yes shit, everywhere. All the fuck over me and my pelvic region, and a good bid on the bed....which had no sheets for sum reason. This bitch ups and runs out of the room, and im like WTF.....like she left the room we were in(no goddamned bathroom in our room) i swiflty realize this and fukin run right after her.....wow, hopin nobody sees this cuz that would fuk my week up. Luckily noone did, i heard a few ppl downstairs but i scanned the premises and splinter cell'd my way to her whereabouts.

Anyway, she gets to this bathroom in the hallway and shuts the door behind her....MEGA WTF....ya, cool.... bitch just leave me out here so ur frinds that i dont know can see my shit covered self....im poundin on the door yellin to let me the fuk in, and she eventually does and things go smoothly in the shower but afterward it was the weirdest thing ever.....didnt even apologize, really not even talking much. wow. That was the most bizarre shit ive had happen to me in a minute....plz tell me sum of u can relate....this happens to alot of ppl right? prolly not but if it has pleez share.
 
I fuck lots of chicks in the ass. Once only a little little dime sized turd came out. But that fuck no! i know time in high school some dude was fucking chick in his car in the parking lot and her period went all over! he was wearing white jeans. so he raced home, but shit his mom saw him walk in and was like WTF!
 
WOW, most I ever got was a little rabbit turd on the tip. Anyway, sometimes when a girl is taking diet meds like alli, or orlistat, they can have uncontrolable bowel leakage in mass amounts. The only way to describe what it looks like is pizza oil. If no pizza oil, the girl is a skank and I would stay away.
 
I couldn't answer that. There's a number of things that could make someone do it, take your pick. My guess is she was so excited to be with you she just wanted to let herself go. But OOPS, shit happens !!!
 
daddypurp...i have to tell you man, that was the most perfectly executed sex/trauma story i have ever read. written seamlessly dude, and fucking silly funny. o god...ok...ok....heres my take. first time i had sex with a girl in her ass we were both wasted and talking a bunch of filth and whatnot. i asked her what it felt like and she said,'it feels like i have to take a huge shit'. not the most appealing response i was looking for, but im sure thats what it does feel like. im guessing this chick was just thinking the pressure was your dick, when in all actuality, it was shit. so she probably relaxed the rectum, thinking it was a penis and all, and out comes the shit storm. totally understandable dude. just do your best to wash it from your memory and stay on that train. probably wont happen again. ive popped some terd bits out of girls before, thats why i stay with the front door nowadays.
 
lmfao detone, glad u 'get it' ....must be the dnp.

alot of u guys r saying u have managed to nag sum turd bits,so pretty much its in the ballpark of my horrific incident, i myself have yet to witness that but maybe its a good thing. Im trying to think back to that moment but i dont remember hearing a distinct shitting sound, im pretty sure that my scent senses were the first to get hit with a shovel, the sloppy shit feeling all over me came next.

its been a couple days and i havent heard shit from her, i guess im going to call her and tell her not to worry about it.....now that a reasonable amount of time has passed, i am recovered and would definatley like to get on that again.
 
yeah dude, it would definitely take me a few days to crack back into that. but call her, shes probably embarrassed to hell man, thinking you are disgusted by her or whatever. but hey, what do you mean 'must be the dnp', why does everyone here look at me like the dnp dude? not that im not the dnp dude, just curious how i got that rep.
 
lol i've read ur post about dnp, i agree. I was saying it in the sense that our brains are yellow or sum retarded freak accident, gamma radiation, marvel comic book shit.Then again, i might not know what i meant.

anyway, ya i called her and it went fine, took 10mins of talkin about nothin till i got the balls to bring it up, but ya were cool...she was def. happy as shit after i said what needed to be said....u know how u can just tell. Not being high made it a shitload easier/less fukin weird. But its all good, thought i might get laid today but that didnt happen........in due time i guess. That is pretty fukin embarassing for the other party involved so more recovery time might be needed. What would be extra fukked up is if she googled it and saw this thread. I google my problems all the fukin time.
 
first post here but fuck it. Clean cut girl, wealthy mommy and daddy, goes to a big school, shes fine , and is prolly gonna make more money in the workplace than i ever fuking will.

found out that she really really loves gettin the anal beatdown, and im all fuking for it....felt damn privlaged really, cuz usually if i even hint that i want to take the old dirt trail as a shortcut home i get those stupid 'omg gross! never!' reactions, but this time the oppurtunity presented itself. Now, i was sittin around not doin shit all day prior to this incident....so i was smokin all fuking day....couple pinner blunts and atleast 6-8 gravs....non blullshit weed, so im high and acting like it, all weird and whatnot and it just made it worse when i have to see a shitload of people that ive never seen in my life...mostly the gay frat boy kind that love just showing u how cool they are and how much swagger they have when their with their friends. I had to go around the circle and touch everyones hand and talk for a little bit, i played it as cool as i could at the time. They were being nice and whatnot but i was just getting a weird vibe...fukin head full of dope. u know.

anyway, skip to the purpose......what a fukin skank, i mean im enjoying myself and she definatley is. Idk what it is about getting handled and having a guy get WAIST DEEP in ur ass....but whatever blows ur skirt up i guess. Im getting a weird muscle cramp in my calfs and its just getting worse from the situation its in so i switch it up and now im on my back....she starts gettin at it all alone so i put my head back and just chill for a minute after a minute i get involved, its teamwork now.......whaddya know?

shit......yes shit, everywhere. All the fuck over me and my pelvic region, and a good bid on the bed....which had no sheets for sum reason. This bitch ups and runs out of the room, and im like WTF.....like she left the room we were in(no goddamned bathroom in our room) i swiflty realize this and fukin run right after her.....wow, hopin nobody sees this cuz that would fuk my week up. Luckily noone did, i heard a few ppl downstairs but i scanned the premises and splinter cell'd my way to her whereabouts.

Anyway, she gets to this bathroom in the hallway and shuts the door behind her....MEGA WTF....ya, cool.... bitch just leave me out here so ur frinds that i dont know can see my shit covered self....im poundin on the door yellin to let me the fuk in, and she eventually does and things go smoothly in the shower but afterward it was the weirdest thing ever.....didnt even apologize, really not even talking much. wow. That was the most bizarre shit ive had happen to me in a minute....plz tell me sum of u can relate....this happens to alot of ppl right? prolly not but if it has pleez share.


I think thats a video for one of those fetish sites "TWO GIRLS ONE GLASS" type of thing lol
 
u mean the video where the girls eat shit and spit it in and out of eachothers mouths? LMFAO i can assure u that none of that went down, im not much of a scat lover myself.
 
u mean the video where the girls eat shit and spit it in and out of eachothers mouths? LMFAO i can assure u that none of that went down, im not much of a scat lover myself.

I watched 4 seconds before i spewed up unreal that goes on
 
HAHA, it was a while back but my boy made me watch it while i was trippin off mushrooms, i had to leave the room becuase i was dryheaving really bad. Sum fukked up shit on that there interweb.

Whats even worse, is EVERYONE has seen it.
 
holy "shit" man lol. worst i ever had was a little spec on me head. it disappeared after reinsertion.. lol. i feel for you bro.. i can only imagine the level of "shittyness" that overwhelmed you haha
 
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