Short version:
Newbie; late 30s; 210lbs, 20% BF; in 6 months might go to prison for 5 years and looking for cycle recommendations.
Long version:
I didn't come to this forum blindly. I've spent weeks looking at steroid websites, looking for posters asking similar questions, and especially looking for advice. I couldn't find any good matches. Please excuse me if I'm asking a newbies question but I'm running out of time.
I'm facing 5 years in jail for a crime I didn't commit; or if I did commit it, it's because I was slightly found on the wrong side of a law. I never broke the law as far as I can tell (ie I never hurt anyone or did anything that could cause negative karma or whatever) but here I am.... facing a serious trial that my lawyer, because of some circumstantial magic by the prosecutor, thinks there's a 50% chance of being found guilty.
The most serious charge I am facing is a 5 year minimum.
So that's my background. That's the motivation I'm coming from. My trial, and possible sentencing, is in 6 months. I grew up in the neighbourhood of hard knocks and learnt that you should prepare for the worst case scenario. I want to do everything I can to prepare for prison before then. I did 30 days of pretrial custody and know that size matters. I'll wear an oversized suit during trial to hide the fact that I'm not the same skinny kid they arrested.
I'm in my late 30s. I've been lifting weights for 5 years, ever since I quit smoking. My goal until now has been to fit into size 34 pants and not get a beer belly. Now I feel I should really be focusing on bulking up in size.... Just In Case. I'm 210lbs, 6'1, and 20% bodyfat (according to primitive Internet calculators). The prisons that I am likely to be sent to are comprised of people of different ethic origins who allegedly don't like my own skin and hair colour.
OK... so this is a long introduction. But I am kind of desperate. Please assume I live in a place where any type of steroid or testosterone is legal. I want to bulk up. I'd like the bulk to last as long as it can. I understand that in 6 months I can't maintain my bulk anymore because I'll be on a shitty diet and limited to DBs and BBs... if I'm lucky, and pushups and handstand pushups if I'm not. But if I go in, and I hope to god my lawyer is being pessimistic so I'll be happier paying his bills after this is done..... then I want to be as big as possible, for as long as possible. Can anyone recommend a cycle??
Newbie; late 30s; 210lbs, 20% BF; in 6 months might go to prison for 5 years and looking for cycle recommendations.
Long version:
I didn't come to this forum blindly. I've spent weeks looking at steroid websites, looking for posters asking similar questions, and especially looking for advice. I couldn't find any good matches. Please excuse me if I'm asking a newbies question but I'm running out of time.
I'm facing 5 years in jail for a crime I didn't commit; or if I did commit it, it's because I was slightly found on the wrong side of a law. I never broke the law as far as I can tell (ie I never hurt anyone or did anything that could cause negative karma or whatever) but here I am.... facing a serious trial that my lawyer, because of some circumstantial magic by the prosecutor, thinks there's a 50% chance of being found guilty.
The most serious charge I am facing is a 5 year minimum.
So that's my background. That's the motivation I'm coming from. My trial, and possible sentencing, is in 6 months. I grew up in the neighbourhood of hard knocks and learnt that you should prepare for the worst case scenario. I want to do everything I can to prepare for prison before then. I did 30 days of pretrial custody and know that size matters. I'll wear an oversized suit during trial to hide the fact that I'm not the same skinny kid they arrested.
I'm in my late 30s. I've been lifting weights for 5 years, ever since I quit smoking. My goal until now has been to fit into size 34 pants and not get a beer belly. Now I feel I should really be focusing on bulking up in size.... Just In Case. I'm 210lbs, 6'1, and 20% bodyfat (according to primitive Internet calculators). The prisons that I am likely to be sent to are comprised of people of different ethic origins who allegedly don't like my own skin and hair colour.
OK... so this is a long introduction. But I am kind of desperate. Please assume I live in a place where any type of steroid or testosterone is legal. I want to bulk up. I'd like the bulk to last as long as it can. I understand that in 6 months I can't maintain my bulk anymore because I'll be on a shitty diet and limited to DBs and BBs... if I'm lucky, and pushups and handstand pushups if I'm not. But if I go in, and I hope to god my lawyer is being pessimistic so I'll be happier paying his bills after this is done..... then I want to be as big as possible, for as long as possible. Can anyone recommend a cycle??
