First time homebrewer. Need a LOT of advice.

[Raden8]

Ok so I'm doing my first run of homebrewer. I'm tired of buying base, making TD that costs a fortune, then having to be extremely selective about my clothing when I pick up or play with my son. I'm terrified of needles but I'll be having a mate take care of that aspect until I can adjust.
So I'm starting out with sustanon 250. Bought 20g and I plan on making a 200 mg/ml solution using mygliol as my carrier. His name escapes me (ProMuscle?) but after reading about mygliol I thought, "I'm not brewing till I can get that"
I'm thinking of making 5ml first to get the hang of things so incase I screw up I don't lose the lot. I've also invested in lidocaine to help with pip but I need to know if this will cause any issues.
So what's my best way to go about this? Take sust, mygliol, lidocaine bb and ba then heat in a pot w/water bath until properly dissolved then filter? I'm completely new to this so please go easy and help a bloke out. Also how do I avoid my gear crashing once cooked?
All tips, advice, recipes etc would be massively helpful.
Thanks fellas.
Raden8





my son

 

[Megatron28]

I think you would be better served by buying it pre-made. There is a lot that can go wrong and it doesn't sound like you know what you are doing.

 

[PrinceDianabol]

You want to try and brew lidocain into your gear?? Hahaha whaat... would that even work lol?

 

[ADenver]

Lidocain? Seriously... go buy premade, you have no clue here.

If you can't even pin you shouldn't be brewing.