I am going to the endo for a number of things. One will be to test my testosterone levels. Ive had no libido or energy lately, along with some other issues. Is there anything I can do before I get the blood taken to make my levels low so possibly get some testosterone replacement therapy (TRT) prescribed? I know some dr.'s are anal and only will prescribe if you're near empty.
Going to the endo
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Aztech
Guest
don't eat any meat.
don't do any squats.
don't do any squats.
hmm good advice. Masturbate before going?
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Aztech
Guest
may help too. I'm not positive though.
You could always take some of you woman's / mom's birth control the day before and day of...that should fuck you up enough..lol
I_feel_nothing
Scientologist
I think the extremely high estrogen would redflag...along with epitestosterone levels. Idk...i almost think they can tell but i forgot how. Just like if you're getting a steroid drug test.
zephyrdaz
Grumpy old Git
Good point !!
zephyrdaz
Grumpy old Git
Found this, sounds like a nightmare though.........
First, decrease calorie intake for about a week. If you can, don't eat 24 to 48 hours before the blood draw. When you do eat, eliminate carbs and fat. You'll only be eating protein during the week and preferably nothing the last 24 to 48 hours, except for a drink. The drink will be alcohol.
That's right, this will be the only time I'll actually recommend drinking, but it'll help. To be on the safe side, drink 3 to 5 beers (or equivalent in liquor) a day for 6 to10 days prior to the test. The night before the test, go ahead and have 6 or 7, or whatever it takes to get you drunk enough not to drive. About two hours prior to the test, have 3 to 4 beers.
Since this will all be on an empty stomach, you should have someone drive you to the office and back. Try not to grab the nurse's ass if you start to get tipsy and if there's a lamp in the office, try not to wear the shade as a hat while singing The Village People's "YMCA," accompanied by the appropriate hand motions.
As far as training, you'll be training twice a day including cardio for this entire week in order to raise cortisol levels. This will lower Testosterone as well. I'd also like you to get very little sleep. Around 3 to 4 hours per night and zero sleep the night before the big test. In other words, do everything ass-backwards!
You could also try a birth control pill. However, I don't have any first-hand experience with this method, so I can't say how well it'll work. If what you're trying to get is Arimidex (by displaying elevated estrogen levels), you could try the pill along with androstendione, although I probably wouldn't do it personally.
To really put yourself over the edge, try to watch as many reruns as possible of Designing Women on Lifetime. Your T levels are sure to plummet, unless you decide to kill yourself or become an interior decorator first. Seriously, you may also want to pick up some licorice root. Take around 3,000 mg a day for 6 to10 days until the test. I do, however, want to warn you that you'll need to get plenty of potassium in your diet, as licorice will lower potassium levels. Neglecting this aspect, especially if you're going to be drinking alcohol, too, can be dangerous.
All of these things combined should dramatically reduce your T-levels to the point where you'll qualify for replacement. Oh yeah, and try not to partake in any sexual activity. You'll probably be too fatigued to "bone" anyhow.
First, decrease calorie intake for about a week. If you can, don't eat 24 to 48 hours before the blood draw. When you do eat, eliminate carbs and fat. You'll only be eating protein during the week and preferably nothing the last 24 to 48 hours, except for a drink. The drink will be alcohol.
That's right, this will be the only time I'll actually recommend drinking, but it'll help. To be on the safe side, drink 3 to 5 beers (or equivalent in liquor) a day for 6 to10 days prior to the test. The night before the test, go ahead and have 6 or 7, or whatever it takes to get you drunk enough not to drive. About two hours prior to the test, have 3 to 4 beers.
Since this will all be on an empty stomach, you should have someone drive you to the office and back. Try not to grab the nurse's ass if you start to get tipsy and if there's a lamp in the office, try not to wear the shade as a hat while singing The Village People's "YMCA," accompanied by the appropriate hand motions.
As far as training, you'll be training twice a day including cardio for this entire week in order to raise cortisol levels. This will lower Testosterone as well. I'd also like you to get very little sleep. Around 3 to 4 hours per night and zero sleep the night before the big test. In other words, do everything ass-backwards!
You could also try a birth control pill. However, I don't have any first-hand experience with this method, so I can't say how well it'll work. If what you're trying to get is Arimidex (by displaying elevated estrogen levels), you could try the pill along with androstendione, although I probably wouldn't do it personally.
To really put yourself over the edge, try to watch as many reruns as possible of Designing Women on Lifetime. Your T levels are sure to plummet, unless you decide to kill yourself or become an interior decorator first. Seriously, you may also want to pick up some licorice root. Take around 3,000 mg a day for 6 to10 days until the test. I do, however, want to warn you that you'll need to get plenty of potassium in your diet, as licorice will lower potassium levels. Neglecting this aspect, especially if you're going to be drinking alcohol, too, can be dangerous.
All of these things combined should dramatically reduce your T-levels to the point where you'll qualify for replacement. Oh yeah, and try not to partake in any sexual activity. You'll probably be too fatigued to "bone" anyhow.
wow that's some crazy shit. Ive heard of the birth control thing before, locally, i heard some douchebags talking about it at the gym. Don't know how effective it is. I dont drink alcohol so that wouldnt work, i would be unbelievably drunk. Shit i bet if i drank a beer i'd be drunk. I would be pissed if i did something to only get myself some androgel or something. I probably won't even qualify. Grrr.
zephyrdaz
Grumpy old Git
I know it does sound like hard work.
Try doing anything to raise cortisol levels, lack of sleep, loads of cardio any stress. Don't have any sex, even thoughts about it. Taking stimulants will raise them also, though I doubt you want to be doing loads of speed or coke all week, you could drink a shed load of caffine.
Or give the birth control pill thing a go, what have you got to loose.
Try doing anything to raise cortisol levels, lack of sleep, loads of cardio any stress. Don't have any sex, even thoughts about it. Taking stimulants will raise them also, though I doubt you want to be doing loads of speed or coke all week, you could drink a shed load of caffine.
Or give the birth control pill thing a go, what have you got to loose.
idk...i just don't know. It would hurt me to put the anti-man inside of me intentionally. Not knowing the results. Maybe i'll just beg the dr and tell him i hate being small and i cant live my life without it, so if he wants me to live he needs to prescribe it to me. I saw on another board some guy gets his for $5 per 5ml and 5 syringe/needles after insurance. I would be so stocked to legally use human grade test.
zephyrdaz
Grumpy old Git
How old are you anyway? How small is small?
You could always go on a coke and speed binge all week, at least you wont be worrying about going to the Dr and that'll probable sort your Test levels out!!
A least try the birth control pill !!
lol idk...im afraid the BC will only raise my estrogen, not lower my test, then i would just get prescription arimidex. I dont know how much i weight right now, i refuse to weigh myself. I read a study saying ejaculation lowers test levels...hmmm
